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Show Just Plain Grab. In ono of tho Chicago divorce mills tho othor day thocnsQ of Blfklns versus ver-sus Blfltins, or some such name, was called, and a henpecked looking littlo lit-tlo man arose, walked over to the wit-noss wit-noss chair, and sadly sank Into it. During tho coursoof tho trial it camo out that tho domestic tranquility of tho Blfklns homo had been disturbed over financial affairs. "You chargo In your bill that your wife, tho defendant, took too much of your money," said tho wife's lawyer. "Yes, sir,'' admitted the husband. "Can you toll me something about tho distribution of tho funds In your family?" asked the lawyer. "There wasn't any distribution," answered an-swered tho littlo man. "Well, that's strange," said tho lawyer. law-yer. "You say thero was no distribution, distribu-tion, but that-yourwlfe got too much of your money. What do you mean by such contradictory statements?" "They aro not contradictory," said tho husband. "Thero was no distribution. distribu-tion. It was grnb'.'4 |