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Show Being a member of congress or a senator must be awful hard work, as most of those gentlemen have to take a vacation after-adjournment unless they have a Chautauqua engagement. If Cook and Peary really reached the north pole, they ought to have a message from Santa Claus to the children, which would furnish indisputable proof of their having been there. It is said that some of the railroads have developed devel-oped a new system in rebates that don't break the law. Experience is a dear teacher if the lessons are not heeded. Some Antarctic islands are said to have disappeared. disap-peared. Probably swept away by the flood of vituperation vitu-peration in the north pole controversy. As an evidence of the value of The Intermountain Intermoun-tain Catholic as an advertising medium we submit the high quality of weather the past week. It was advertised for in last week's paper, and the results were immediate. Still, the Cook-Peary controversy might be settled set-tled quite easil yby calling Walter Wellman into conference. t The directors of the Indianapolis automobile . speedway are figuring on breaking some more rec- ords, not necks. (j . . . f "The Love Postcards of My Wife" ought to be a pretty good name for one of the six best sellers , I ; for next season. f I During all the controversy over the north pole there has continued a funereal silence out of Africa. Af-rica. The trouble with the young man who is sowing his wild oats is that he never makes any preparation prepara-tion for the self-binder at harvest time. If you want to make trouble for yourself, and , lots of it, just mortgage the future and then try to get out of debt. j Although the aviators break a record about every time they go up in the air, none of them has yet equaled the rejorl of former President Castro. Xobody knows when he will return to earth. There is little consolation in the thought that, while the season of the lawn mower and the hose is ! on the wane, that of the snow shovel draws nigher. It has been discovered that the Great Salt lake is not only an ideal bathing place, but that it would make the finest aviation field in thejworld. Let's boost our natural attractions and have a week of flying. Twenty-four hours a day and seven davs a week are the regulations for some saloons in Salt Lake from now on to election day. Of course, the saloon is not in politics, but the ' J politicians have to have a campaign fund, so those , 'A saloons tnat contribute don't close any more in V i bait Lake. ft j |