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Show As Good as He Sent. At a recent meeting of the directors of an eastern railroad, a prominent railroad man repeatea .tory that he just had from a conductor on one of the limited expresses between New York and the west. It seems that a dapper chap in the first chair car had manuged to become be-come unusually friendly with an attractive at-tractive young woman in an adjoining seat. When the train pulled into Buffalo, Buf-falo, the masher, in taking leave of th:.-less, th:.-less, remarked: "Do you know, T must thank you for an awf'lly, awf'lly pleasant time; but I'm afraid you wouiJ not have-been have-been so nice to me had you known that I was a married man." "Oh. as to that," quickly and pleasantly pleas-antly responded the charming young woman, "you haven't the least advantage advan-tage of me. I am an escaped lunatic." |