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Show Pointed Paragraphs. (Chicago News.) t Some marble cutters are monumental monumen-tal liars. ' Fancy prices please the seller more than the buyer. Success seldom comes to a man who isn't expecting it. After calling a prisoner down the judge is apt to send bim up. It's easier for a woman to hold strong man than her own tongue. A man is as anxious to make money as a woman is to spend it. People who make fools of themselves never fail to attract attention. Lengthening a girl's dresses means shortening her papa's bank balance. The average husband takes his wife's advice around the corner and loses it. While the conservative man waits the hustler gets busy and goes after th." goods. It's tough on a man with a chronic thirst to be compelled to swallow hi.-' nride. It it wasn't for the optimist, the pessimist would never know how happy he isn't. The bachelor who n.kes unto himself a wife gives jp the simple for the strenuous life. The woman who marries for money usually gets what: sh? went after, but it's different with a man. When "a man's dog turns against him it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma. " It takes a woman to sit down and cry when she happens to think what a hard time her children might have had if some other woman had been their mother. |