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Show HEALTH HINTS. Never get eold feet." especially in politics. For palpitation of the heart, quit reading market mar-ket quotations. . A good way to treat appendicitis is ti cut out . the surgeon. Avoid late hours;. when the clock strikes 2-I it is time to go to bed. Maladies which fail to respond to any oilier treatment should be treated with silent contempt. Remember that care killed a cat, and the man who has no more than nine lives can't afford to worry.- Nose-bleed is frequently caused by not minding mind-ing your own business. It may be cured by calling the police and diving into the nearest drug store. If you are fat, get thin; if thin, get fat. Nature Na-ture never meant you to be satisfied with your weight. A bee sting is good for rheumatism, and therefore there-fore those who have hives are seldom troubled with sciatica at the same time. Drink plenty of water, some of the clearer varieties va-rieties being preferable; that which you get from the milkman may contain bacilli. For hay-fever, take large, dose of poison in, rapid succession until relieved. Those who have, tried this sterling remedy have never, complained of ihe same trouble afterward. Physicians say that laughter is an aid to digestion. diges-tion. Therefore, be mirthful; the more the merrier. mer-rier. Young men should grin and young girls should giggle as much as possible. You may be thought silly, and this will occasion some concern on the part of your friends, but they will not be surprised. Walk four miles every morning, as soon as you are dressed not before. Returning, breakfast upon up-on a small dish of evaporated bran and skimmed milk, and a cup of imitation coffee with condensed cream. This is a wonderful flesh-reducer, and is said to stimulate the digestive apparatus immeasurably. immeas-urably. It will make you a child again and so whets the appetite that within thirty seconds you will feel as if you had never eaten a thing in your life. Thomas Speed Mosby in the Bohemian. |