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Show THE Mama-Dor« Dor thy you play ball? girl, and ought . to play with INTER-MOUNTAIN REPUBLICAN, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, SUNDAY, JUNE 3, 1906. dolls iInted-a enot down doze the rage uld S AND t jest bout the cde PATRIOTISM. Livi -into 1 © aT \ 7 << from A You 1} tormice SINES a] Yoo AN ECONOM} CAL COLONEL. } Weren't you in the war, Unele } 27" asked one of the sitters on the grocery steps of the old man who was quinting at the flag flying from. the Village schoolhouse "IT sartinly Was, Henry," was the reply. "And didn't the American flag have tS Fag 4 Mpg SR vc) gt. y | . ed "Dot vhas de ‘How lone oh country?" ‘So long dot I Go ¥Vou .b ind oudt mores beer ho toda occasion ‘It did, my boy. as TI have often related You see, me and my brother Jim were the first men to enlist from this town. TI ain't sayin' } much about myself, but IT tell you Jim was an awful fighter. He would jest look at that glorious flag and fight ,and-then look at it and fight the harder. le always told me from the very first that if he ; Was killed he wanted to be buried with the flag wrapped around him. I promised that it should be done." "And was he killed?" was asked "He was. At the battle of Cedar} Mountain a bullet went right through | him His last. and only words were | that he should be buried with the flag,| ran 7 . dead." ee : Nothingin Jinks-Haveyou vacation? Winks-lL believe got so. all The your boss the Way. preparations says Ineedn't pia completed come < for your summer back ce . cere : poset Zeke-I don't liebs sometimes | shootin'. . Scayaee "What in dat dey "rf dere calls ae is a| Cu-| n arrows der | il eT I oO me, und i flags, den ! der go more cheers." oud of dis pees irpenter sh¢ p Joe Kerr "Colonel Johnson, Jim is dead.' jand I was tellin' him that it should be so when he gave his last gasp." { "And you carried out his wishes?" be hanged if I am goin' to use a-$25 "No, sir. I went to the colonel and | Beas Wrap up a $2 dead man! We'd says, says I; ‘Colonel Johnson, Jim {is} bankrupt Uncle Sam right here in. this WAS DOUBTFUL. Sam-Does yo' belieb purty little fellow wot. more more chet more thi rst. it don't. be wot Ne i a roars ‘But he the devil wanted | one. fight.' is that,to to me!" | ‘ buried be in so the| . mikey ‘Git know about dat. I bethat de debil does de out ; out! Flags pe the flag Then let cost money.' ee him ere squirm UE I'll| get the flag," lt, "and so, though I ee tp a ae m> see never tryin' 1 to fi; Ole r ee hossblankets that ; around | didn't eountry, without at Jim continued Uncle am S petri: and ag poor Jim yin how much oer wrapped ot around Joe Kerr HE THRILLED. | | "My | accosted ; school son,' said ie under of course, aware iaay?" sxr oF es, sir as | | Yes, the a'boy about books sir,' old arm that was the man, 10 years his as old, this reply. Whoop! Hurrah Don't for give And the next were rolling in are, is _ re be] with | Peys! rie you Flag) } | and biting, Ing fit the rlasses and & "Dear, us! up Charge, the brave ship! moment the dust he and Pete and kicking and the old man was lookrow over the tops of his saying to himself: . S dear me, but all I wanted | ‘And th it today our glorious eM-| was to give him a thrill, and there he blem of liberty is flung to the breeze |is with the other boy's ear in his from Maine to California?" . | mouth!" Joe Keri | - "Veg, sir." | "Tt floats from dome and spire and belfry and staff. t tells you of lib-| "You can'tmean, Virginia,» said jerlty and freedom Ii tells you of the} Loutse, almost in a whisper, "that al}patriot sires who died at Lexington}| most any woman would marry almost jand Bunker Hill. Every star stands for! any man who asked her." }a great Hirde won in hh cause of hu"Yes," said Virginia firmly, "I do man rights; every stripe is a warning hi " oe ; 5 ; |}to tyrants to keep their feet from our}! ., But, said Loui muc h shor ked | Bese ae 7 eae ores he might not be het te |}shores. You know this, don't you Be . ; j "Y-yes, sir.'' | "And if he wasn't then, it might be | to ‘And the doesn't soul. the knowledge When you gaze stir you| on rippling banner, don't you feela |from head to heel." By gum! I do. Say, hold my /a minute. "My se en ah 7 paeet Isioe a geologist." ce Sm ees wie ine x os 4 ' y nv yamneet yao |. | her yon) Said thrill | | books fate never to "What are you going to do, sonny?" | ™) eddie ate : Mother-What's "Lick that Pete Wheeler across the 'street." s 2 "But I'm thrilled and But you-you-- TI can't help it! | be married Virginia.-American at Spectator Ieffie (who has been put in the this first bed time)-O arate Tr bed don'tfor like us Db the matter dear? aes , Effie-The-the-the near the ; sides middle.-London a all," sepmum- with is4 it, too Punch TIME "T Georce One "You;are » asking. "Well, 1 couldn't me for marry allie BAKER | Wanted, my only daughter.' two, if you had them-I'm no bigamitst." You told me didn't drink vou did before L not we a SIC ‘ We Uy < Find Another Soldier, were married \ phia speed in the first place."-Philadel-|,evitably Press. Mrs. Crossway timely work with land Le adey HF The graduate in glor inds, His college course complete, His brilliant thesis in his hands, he whole world at his feet. He little guesses. as he, lets Those words of wisdom fall He'll never see the time again When he will know it a e, "Is - this fast color?" asked the man who wanted three pairs of socks for a quarter "Sit, replied the salesperson, blandly, hat color is so fast if it should start to run it would in- Mrs. Korner-How did you Tommy of his habit of running to attend ball games? 2 EXPIRED. befor married "Well," said Morrell. "Nature has its compensations for all Lightning,; yvo.. know, never trikes twice in the! sume place." "Huh!" snorted Worrell, ‘that's! small comfort for the man who f struck SHE Now comes the gentle graduate To make her graceful bow, To point our highest duties out And t hy and how. She clears all knotty points away Concerning state affairs- Her pa is wondering how he'll pay For the costly gown she wears, IAD drink were ~ = ay doing the kk a cure! away @p, the Tittle Cleve ‘ had cae be arrested limit ' thr the cious, don't make it any it really is She's only Philadelphia Ledger (arse "FORGETTING for exceeding Puck she's well enough," said the ro girl ; h forefathers?" suggested Boston girl TIME." |