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Show = oa Old or by Famous Artists tor Young and Wit and theHumMonk. BestGroucho |little Bobbie's Pa Do You Know This Man? 22" WHAT BUSINESS DIGGING MY A ra HAIHAL-1 BET HAS THAT FELLOW HOLE IN FRONT HOUSE | FOUNDED OF GOING fess | 2 THAT TROLLEY By | CON- | | F. KIRK. oe WILLIAM Fa satiny Voiddiliel Rite (Octane COMPANY'S TO PUT A PoLe THERE ! was WELL, [ WONT STAND FOR (7 a wisted up tea, hav suk sed Ma, have at is WAVE A DOLLAR WILLIE -| MONTHS OVER DUE MR JONES A PAIR OF SHOES |") Ay NEEDS the /metter, deer, you writers leramp, or did sumbody soak you In the | stummick? {| Neether, sed Pa I am just tired out | All I want {sg to go to bed, sed Pa Tl an | & hevvy laden, Pa sed I have ' weery been out marching with the men wich was ' t the battel of Shiloh & the terribul en'gagement of Misshunary Ridge Deer old White-Hedded Heroes, sed Pa, thare / . THis Blu 15 THREE DEA SORRY DEA HARRY he was walling Vary jams, ie TAR HEY Cua fa see YOU BuT iM AWFULLY SORRY IM BROKE To DAT | 'isent NO [ SET WONT, THE BACK Se EITHER POLE ' ] Lele UP | THEY MIGHT BEFORE a a UMP IN > I THE , GET of us left, Most of us have / \ [aan j I want to know, sed Ma, how you caim to fall in with the heroee which fought at Gettysburg & suffered In Anderson-ville In short, Ma sed, I wud like to know how {you iim to evver brake Into the hero [elass at all. Who did you evver beat - wes = I'LL GO AND GET A POLICEMAN AND HAVE THIS THING STOPPED! many | crost the grate divide | "Us?" sped Ma. Wen did you git to be a member of the G A KR' Ma sed Nevyer till yesterday, sed s yesterday wen I marched with ther éer old boys, sed Pa Up the street they went, with heds up, & «yes | looking far into the future after the] ) manner of vary old men wich has seen | mueh & know what ls to cum, Deer old | boys, Pa sed | OBIE here, sed Ma I want a littel HOLE MYSELF! of the details of this grate ; march MY BoY (WOULDNT You LIKE To ID LIKE To 00 IT ) » . BUT TIMES ee ARE \ CONTRIBUTE To OOR FRESH AIR FUND? ecatianton TooHAR D. ) sae (= ; Hi |sed Ma | | That js a long story, sed Pa, & 1 will inot tire you with the deetalls at this ; time It jg a story of blood & carnidge jwich wud malik the puffs stand |yuroe hed like the tall of the jpine, Pa sed But to get | wunderful parade, Pa sed, out f MR JONES BEEN on fretful porkyback to that thare was a (VE WORKING ForYovu FoR YEARS AT 15 $10 AWEEK-CANT You | lot of class att-ached to that parade | Right, left, right, left, that Is the way we Imarched up Broadway, & many a fair | ! ‘ ;matron golng shopping, & many ° a squab| EXCUSE PuT uP TRY TO (F THEY NOW going to practice at the theeiers for the | jroof garding shows, tooked at em & Bed | | Mere y, What a yung & hdnsum veteran!| 1 ex-plained to several of them, sed | | Pa, that I jolned just beefoar the close or lthe war as a ten (10) year old drummer | |boy, & that IT looked vary yung for my| lage Well, deerest, sed Pa, you should ME, MR. THEIR BLAMED MEPOLE OUTTHEY'VE , [| WANT TO SET Our Gun oe. YOU First | PULL 7O GOT ERED! ‘ jhave seen how I } the was As my manly form falr wimmen fainted things. ‘That is how lged Pa, & so tired f whole Cl ]M HORRIBLY BUYAPEN CRS raan [VE Just GoT ehow hee swep past, sed Pa & strong men threw | I calm to be so laim, | I think IT will go to CAR FARE LEFT exaustun Goodnite, deerest luy and lit-} tel Bobble, sed Pa | | Not so fast, sed Ma, tell us some moar ‘about this grate march Tell ou ware} ‘voy finally landed, & how you spent the | rest of the afternoon The parade was oaver hours ago, sed Ma But thay | marched a long ways up Riverside Drive, |} Pa sed, & dident [-have to march back? } | Dident 1 have to keep step even after the | parade was oaver? "You must remember, b u et im e Cl | Gi Th 36 HILLS UP LITTLE THOSE OF ANT MAKE us HAVE ou pe ONE FOR SHOULD EASIER IF THINK you IN TH' AIR a Pea eo a ooe cas Quickly ) Times (Taree IT WOUL BE 5 THO BALL TOSSED AND Pa sed, thet the rest of the vet-erans was vary old and week men compared to me, & that the best thay cud do was to march one (1) way. .I marched the whole distens, & here | ain Yes, sed Ma, here you are, & I will admit that you look vary lame and tired Well, now let me tell you ware you was Litto go out to 4 & I happened ;tel Bobbie jiek-nick with sum friends this afternoon, HIT THEN . are? = ; 3 Be and ~ d | g >nd c ae oi ; . Se > $=) Peete: Ss azatel =) - z DO YOU REALLY USE ALL THESE STICKS OR DOoyYOou as jJusT CARRY lakes ship ge - when \) 'EM FATCAN. Cy Le ee \ KR SDR ROSE NOR SO RENT DON'T ¥ Vv HE has f lq? yi) \} o | ( y) gone, \y Lit tLe N ‘HO i ] PEOPLE ; ) ot DANDY A MAKE SNAP, "yap! | PHOTOS VERY SELDOM TAKE OF A RATTLESNAKE! cm ey 4 ; 7 f a' peak ia Meg Ba a l 2B i cs 5 ) Yi ) d ] and steam- the and weil- pink with are pleasure, blue; the what- mosquito's = ‘ WONT THE FOLKS oa BROOKLYN (IN Si LAUGH Ek THE = EAGLE (N THE SRY nl grants eas. won ine summer oeastes | |WHEN THEY SEE THIS PHOTOGRAPH] WATCH ME CATCH HIM ON THE FLY! reckles peep upon the the boat, and Summer peaches ts drowning lls com- . | panions who happen not to float. The fool is also swimming who pretends he's going to drown, and thus jokes away the | helpers from the one who's golng down. ; Now the straw jis in the soda, and a/ |Pippin holds the straw-she can drink | }more wondrous mixtures than a barkeep | }ever' saw. Now hot Seotch is in the} | discard and the beer Is on the lee, aud | the coul ginrickey''s waiting for the man| ithats got the price. | | Now the ly is getting busy, after six | months' test and sleep, and is looking tur | }& baldhead on Whose dume to scrape and} creep, Wieetric fans have started whizzing, jand, with diaboljc craft, always put the corti {Now r FAR? {s laws CHAP The clerk is doping out he will spend his dough, the counter Is planning through his waiting for the porous peekaboo. The lifeguards tan thelr shoulders on all the eity beaches, and cunning little rock on HAVE TO WALK SO all such bucolle trips; of Northern seas and lines Coney ever -- Aw'ca WHY thousand appointed ships. the place where the girl behind where to go. DOES IT COUNT AS MUCH WHEN YOU USE AN |RON CLUB AS ens YOu USE A WOODEN ONE? AT FOR SHOW? oe your isn't safe to wait to catch a car. The railroads tel! of the woods ais& D CUNNING { But stones, the bought only you've whatever for healthy, {s life country walk-lr to got you've are, you place y \ . A WONT| girl bathing pictures of the OW appear in magazines, and all the I) ads of real estate are full of charming scenes-they tell you how a buygalow costs but a thousand bones- ete 1. ae \: ae 4 By WEX JONES. 4 wo as ‘ Ey -£ -\ Th Or eco -- anne Y live, mour Song ofof Summer A "Song m et -~E Va» 2 © stains on yure white vest show that Il am right, my deer Watson, sed Ma Wunderful, sed Pa. I shall neyver tell you a fib aggenn, as long as I van't git away with anything any S ia The green grass down on your stummick. IT- EvERy SHOT ? sed Ma, & rite next to us was a baseball I galm between the fat men & lean men, saw you thare, my hero, sed Ma, & IT saw fall ball and a fly eek a Bs try at ti le in ties | th : Loo 2 ‘ LITTLE od another line, for the suminer's come upon, [COME 8S by every blooming sign. His A New Daily || Toil. (Cirele.) prospérous farmer sent his York to bein life as a clerk. Ma re he metropoll FISHY IN THE BRooK, AND HAVE Your PICTURE Took: | #on to! After months the farmer wrote to the merehant | 8 along and where he spent his nights. In due time the merchant sent a reply to the | farmer which read: j "Your son sleeps in the store in the| daytime I don't know where he spends| his nights.' | Useless Knowledge. Punch.) | Teacher-I wonder what your mother} would say if she knew how backward you are in geography, Glrl-Oh, my mother says she never| learnt -jogfry amd she's married. andj} * Aunt Sally says she never learnt Jogfry and she's married; and you did and yo mite eo oe | 1 ' |