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Show Besi Wit and Humor by Famous Never Again! Se TE Pour aae aMcure ee) | =77 [exe pusShes]] Artists ior Young AND QUIT YER BALKI N' Henpecko YES Lady and Old the Monk - Love! DID You BRING uP " THE: COANE (s 17 AM through entertaining," sald the Manicure Lady, "and so js Sister Mayme and Ma. There ain't much of anything in it, I guess, George, except expenses." "I guess your guess it right," sald the Head Barber, "although you can take it from me that the folks up to our house, meaning Blas darling squaw and myself, oes ver, ilttle entertaining, if any. ve oned to try It once In awhile, but DID THE : Sn + a AND YOU PoLsu Stove ? ScRup THE nse tll = -- FLOOR? tiny up to our house did any coarse work, such as marring the furniture, But they are awful bores, the ones that came last night. I figured that = ae golng to have an easy tim and pleasant time, but ae s broke bad, and that Is a mill It might een & right if we pened to be broke, so he proposed that we should all sit around and recite y. ‘Nobody was very keen for that, because most of them was there to clean up enough for the morning steak and fixings, but as long as Wilfred suggested it, one of Pi young ee women said that she thought It vuld be divine. Her husband didn't seen to think anything of the sert, because he was there to play a small game with the pasteboards, which, tiny as It was 2 h table stakes games. But Wilifred didn't get the office, and hoe caught the steely glance from the eyés of the husband, and so he jules ant at the young wife and recite o rogers | a if all those endearing young Should" strike through my coat of rese You and i wows soon fly to some far We rms ern For my napeed is as great as my curve.' Sere ee our "That NEVER didn't hit with oo ie seem to make the old husband, any George, great and he showed it mighty plain. ‘Poetry is mostly eae * he says, ‘and the inen thar write it is bad men to endorse lrg for. How about that little game of draw?' ho says. ‘I thought that we were soing to try to yank the puffs off the tluffy head of the wea ieee Kick In with the chips an pe he says, ‘and let us flirt with, Worte Tha half of the crowd, and Itt didn't Vmeet with any keen response from the other half. Wilfred, of course, ad to butt tn again with another poem, and this Is how it Starte AGAIN DID YOU WASH THE DISHES¢ PooR {Lt BOY, You LET You MuST Go THE GARDEN - AIR WILL BE Our A TIRED! AND WEED BIT OF FRESH = = e ° > [x2>. ‘A gray-halred so of fifty, perhaps, With a dear old friend was shootung crap |"Shoot, if you must, this old gray head, But shoot for this dollar Tirst,' "he said.' "That was some poem," sald the Head mah red s re looking straight into young wife. 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