Show POLITICS AND THINGS Pshaw Shoot Fudge And all th that t sort of or excitement John Kerns Kern's s whiskers are not to be bo placed on exhibition ex cx- in Iii Salt Lake after atter all It was watS looked forward to to this this is prospective visit of or Bryans Bryan's pal with pal with a great deal of or sweet anticipation by Salt SaIt Lakers L. In fact some somo mouths waters at tho the prospect of ot gazing upon tho the celebrated growth that have como become far moro moio famous than tho hair-chops hair dangling on either cither sl side e of or orthe the face faco aco beneath Jim Shermans Sherman s car carAn cars An And now the Kern whiskers ers won wont won't t como come to Salt SaIL LaJ Lake e after all nIl Piffle I Mr Ir Kern In the politest of or Indiana na English has written to Mrs E. E J. J JD D. D Woman Womans s Hound Roundy secretary of ot tho the D Democratic club stating that it willbe willbe will willbe be utterly impossible for tor him to ho bo boin hoIn hoin in Salt Lake Lako August 20 when tho lie club will ratify all nil that was done dono at Denver and somo some more Mr Ml h Kern has bo booked ked his hit whiskers for or or too man many other places in tho the meantime an and amid willbo willbe will willbo bo be unable to display th them m at tho the Saltair Saltair Salt- Salt air all ratification John Worth expresses regret that ho cannot witness a arousing arousing arousing rousing meeting of or women who have vo tho the right to vote otc and ana this re regret regret regret re- re gret is shared by many women of or tho the club as well as a 0 great man many other Democrats who havo not seen a arousing arousing arousing rousing Democratic meeting for so long that they wouldn't know now one ono when they met it on the street look Wouldn't Kerns Kern's bumper crop great in iii tho the brine brim at ot Saltair Imn Imagine lne that growth of whiskers la laden en with scintillating ng sparkling i ng Oakes flakes Ia kes of or frosted salt tho ho evaporated of or bath water ater and anI evaporated b by the gentle zephyrs that ripple through Kerns Kern's whiskers ers at that Wouldn't that crop of or whiskers be bo an attraction at Saltair It If tho the vi vice co presidential candidate should turn on his back Inthe in inthe inthe the salt salty waters aim his chin at tho the azure sl sky y and let what grows on It flaunt in the breeze like the foro fore topgallant topgallant topgallant top top- gallant sail on a pirate ship ship ship- wouldn't It draw the crowds Back East envious lous men of ot all parties parties parties par par- ties have havo gazed upon the whiskers women havo have admired them an and children rell havo have been lieen snowed to rub ruba a ron t c Jt front yard ard of or tho the White House waiting wait wail ing lag for tor tho ti-ic occupant to die He Wherever they go o guards go with them and tho the hunters curio-hunters who try tn to snip curling strands from the tho growth arc are thwarted in their dastardly won work They aro arc so M precious But what's the use Kern Isn't coming after all S X N. H. H Tanner who has been deputy county clerk cleric for a year and who Is a ayoung ayoung young attorney of or rather wide ac tic- Is a candidate for fOl or at attorney attorney at- at torney torne general before the tho Republican state slate convention This announcement adds another Salt Lake name namo to the list A. A R. R Barns Darns having recently announced an an- that ho hu Is a candidate while whilo George Georgo Hal Halvorsen of ot Ogden was first firstIn firstIn firstin In the field for foi tho the chair to be left vacant by y Major Breeden a The Tho party part that breeds and cultivates vates city officials whose ordinary conversation I Is so o rotten with profanity profanity pro pro- fanity that it shocks In private aswell aswell aswell as as- well as astounds astound when delivered in a n public council meeting Isn't entitled to holler a whole holo lot about purity S S I Docs Does Utah want temperance or prohibition pro pro- hl S S I ISome Some ono one who refused to give his name namo called The Thc Republican yesterday yesterday yesterday yester yester- day and complained because this paper had made malle mention of or the race raco for the tho state between Smyth of or and Mattson of ot Weber county Tho The burden of or the complaint was that The Republican was not nol favoring the tho candidacy acy of one ono of or tho the Salt SnIt Lake county men Parley White and Major Myton lyton have havo come como out from this county for tho the place an anti and a friend of or one of or them made mado the kick It may strike some somo persons that The Tho Republican is not boosting any Salt Lake Lako man over any other man who Is ia running for tor state office from an any part of or tho the state No more moro favors should bo be shown a Republican from S Salt lt Lake than a 3 Republican from or Weber or Utah counties when it comes to tho the rivalry for tor state offices No matter where he comes conies from if It the convention nominates him The Thc Republican Republican lican will support him for or election to the office of treasurer or an any other and this paper will Jump behind be be- hind a man or a a. Weber man num manor manor or a a- Utah man Just as readily as though ho lie can came from Cram ron ron-i Salt Lake county Likewise it Jt may occur to somo some politicians that The Republican is still lUll as steadfast in its adherence to tho the rule lulo of ot no favoritism before convention convention con con- as it ever er was Down in Oklahoma tho newspapers have havo a regular scale scalo for tor or tho the publication tion ion of or political announcements The rho Oklahoma Times rimes advertises that it will publish announcements of or officers officers orne cers for tor 25 of legislative officers for 20 O and of or county officers for tor 15 Utah isn't a a. bad place to live after all The Bingham Bulletin puts some candidates where tho they belong In re regard regard re- re gard garci to the county count from froni which they hail hall and thereby dispenses with some of or the charges that Salt Lake county J Is after atter all tho the state offices Read this In picking out candidates for tor or the tho state ticket there is an Inclination to credit the various aspirants for or office to Salt Lake count county So far every name that has been mentioned for 1 of office rIce has been charged b by the outside out- out side counties as from Crom Salt Sail Lake Lale We c havo have Spry McCarty Breeden Nelson Tinge and Edwards and anti tho the counties from Crom ron ron-i which these respective gentlemen hall hail are aro insisting upon saddling the whole bunch off oft on poor old Salt Lake Now o while Salt Lake county would bo bu proud to father all of or the tho can candidates candi candi- l- l dates for office an and amid would also like to havo I n on as many pl places C mi on th stat ticket as wo we can be bc or steal still wo must Insist upon a a. fair fall distribution of tho the various candidates When Then an hol office holders lers comes to Salt Lako to perform his official duties Jio io do does s snot not hot b by an any means become a a. chattel of ot Salt Lake Lak count county In tact fact accordIng accordIng according accord- accord Ing to tho the accepted rulo rule of or politics ho he maintains his residence at tho the place from Crom which he halls hails In no way Is this better illustrated than in and office holders of or the tho federal government whoso whose duties require them to live livo at tIme the national national na na- capital but their residence without an exception continues to bo ho bothe bothe the place from which they come and this Is recognized even oven so far as to permit government employee and office holders to return to their native naUvo town for the tho purpose of oC voting al although although although al- al though in many cases they reside continuously continuously con con- I at Washington Tho The same sarno custom or rule must be followed out In state stale politics or else as we have before mentioned every candidate ato for o office Ice will bo be charged up til to Salt Lake Lako county Therefore It Is only becoming and modest for Salt SaIt Lake Lale county to insist that Mr Spry be credited to Judge 1 McCarty to Sevier Judge Breeden to Weber Mr Nelson to Sanpete Mr Tinge to Juab and Mr 11 Edwards Edwar s to Box Elder S S S National r Chairman Hitchcock is ts keeping State Chairman Walton on the Jump during tho the hot da days 5 Every day Mr tIr rr Walton Valton receives lecel a letter Jetter telling him him of ot some new tut duty Now that ho is out of or town It seems entirely safe saro to tell tella a a. story about Parley Jenson who is a candidate foris for forIs i n 1 Is t Is-t to assist in the management of or the tho Orpheum theater One Ono day he ordered some sonic flowers at Tom Hobday's and had them them-n sent up to tho the theater A week or so later Intel ho went into the place with a friend 1 I owe you rou sortie some money ho he said to the clerk and an I have been trying to find out how much it Is so I can 1 pay Pa a It fl I r I dont don't know what your our bill Is Is said fald the clerk cleric with a n smile but buth wh h when n the book bookkeeper keener comes In Ill I'll have hac him look it up tip nil and give EI It to Luke Count County Clerk Joe will ivill undoubtedly un un- manage manago the county campaign cam cain cam campaign for Cor or tIme tho Republicans again this fall taU and he has slipped sUpped out of ot town to try his luck with fish up in the Snake river rJ countr country He lIe will take a long rest and amid como come back to t take le up tsp the organization of tho the counTy committee committee com corn and make mako a 0 winning fight throwing all of ot the skill and vigor Igor of ot his up make-up into the battle A goo good many politicians cant can't get over the Idea that Sam Newhouse Is Isto Isto isto to bo be the Democratic candidate for tor forthe I tho the United States senate despite espIto his protestations The Logan Journal tea teases es him Into Into- It with the tho following Mr 11 Newhouse house met a R. great many people during his short hott stay and anil he won the friendship of or all b by his genial affable afable manners and read ready witHe witlie wit He lie Is a vcr very fine gentleman There Thera Is nothing of the aristocrat about him nothing nothing- of at the snob mob he lie Is broad and liberal in his views and a n thorough Democrat Some Son one suggested that I Cache Cacho would gladly indorse him fo for tor United States senator No he protested pro pro- tested dont think that I havo no ambition to bo be senator for 01 I should be compelled to divorce myself from tom tomm m my business Interests In order to accept accept ac ac- It and I could not do that now I have only a a. desire to see seo m my part win In iii this election and shall shaH bo be glad glado to o spend a month of my time to help It t win inn but that Is la ill all Mr 1 well weil known friendship friendship friend friend- ship for the Agricultural college in iii the time of or its distress ho lie found hanot had ha hadnot hadnot not been forgotten and amid he was heartly heart- heart ii ly II- welcomed wherever her ver he lie went S. |