Show 4 i NEWS S 'S NEWS s Jr r r T That enthusiastically devoted student of oC the planet Mars Mr Ir Percival Lowell reports i having secured a photograph at his observatory in Arizona showing one ono of ot the tho so-called so canals Gehon double To fa preclude the possibility of or Inaccuracy In his camera and thus this effectually effectual to meet a a. criticism of or certain French skeptics the picture should also s show how some seine of or the tho canals as single Ingle lines JInes with pretty sharp definition Tho The story itself however Is extreme extremely interesting Two or 01 three more such pictures corroborative con of oC the the first ought to settle forever all doubt about the most startling of or Schia- Schia announcements Japanese are J pouring Into Canada and the secretary of oC Commerce an and Labor thinks they are going to stay there and anti assist in the tho development de of or tho the Dominion HeIs Ho lie HoIs lieis Is great greatly mistaken Nineteen r out of or twenty of or them willI will I find And their way over the border and tho the most of oC those who do will soon be in California which they regard as us their promised land What ilat will wAt the pious haberdashery religionists down in Pennsylvania anla say say when they rea read that thal a a. necktie saved the life liCo of or a a. Now New No Yorker Will they dare conclude conclude conclude con con- clude that Providence not only uses this mark marJ of vanity and foolishness wherewith to save savo men mell but cn even protects tho the ovll evil necktie wearers t Frankfurter retailers in New York have In order to fight the Sausage e Trust formed a company compan to which they the have given sl the tilo title of or Protective United Provision When represented b by its initials however the the company compan I l looks o s discouraging for for a source of sausage e supply The women of a N New w Jersey town have havo organized forming a a. union against their domestics who the they claim demand exorbitant prices for fOl labor labor- laborThe The rhe autocrat of the kitchen will receive e almost as severe severo a a. shock when notified of ot this rebellion a as does docs the thu president of or the Steel Trust when tho th masses go on strike A Canadian newspaper affected by the heat remarks that a I sound thras thrashing would do o tho United States good but discreetly refrains retrains from tram even suggesting suggest suggest- lug ing what power Is to inflict the punishment Possibly the tho Bedford t town n cluck clock which has stopped after twenty years lars of or service thinks it has dune done time long enough I With charity In our hearts let us us' believe o that thal tho the only reason John D. D Rockefeller desires the the 31 niO GO witness wit wit- witness ness fees fecs for tor attending court courtat at Chicago Is to keep It a as a souvenir That Thal woman member of the tite diet who was ejected for tor carrying her lunch into the chamber chambor had what wha might havo have been called her finish diet A soldier down in Texas was shot by the tile chaplain of oC the tho pO post jt But as he lie w was s half shot before the affair wasn't so HO serious A Milwaukee newspaper wants to know kno if IC oratory I 1 Is s declining One thing Is 16 certain certain It It is not nol declining any Chautauqua offers otters A chimpanzee was dined as tho the guest of oC honor b bj y some Newport sW swells the other night The Tho chimpanzee o certainly wasn't particular whom it associated wit i |