Show ao T h e carbon I 1 county ne news W E A PHILLIPS editor address all communications to C H KEITH manager published every friday at price utah entered as second class matter april 29 IW 1007 at the postoffice Post office at price utah under the act of congress of march 31 3 subscription lutcs onelar one On etar ear V lw six month months 75 three months 50 50 PRICE PRICA saturday FEBRUARY 1909 AL POLICY the attention of the management of the news has been called to the fact that an oversight was committed when the new lessees took charge of the paper by the failure of the editor to announce the political policy to be pursued the writer erroneously inferred that the paper had always been republican in politics and under this mistaken I 1 view did not consider in necessary to make the announcement it was one of those odd mistakes that there seems no way of explaining and the news desires now to set itself and the public right in the matter this paper is out and out and uncompromisingly republican it believes in the principals of that great party and no one connected with the paper has ever voted an any Y other ticket development OF RESOURCES one of the healthiest signs of the times as far as utah is concerned is the rapid increase in the number of legitimate land a and nd wafer water development enterprises from end to end of the state to be sure there is bound to be a fake concern here and there but the vast majority of these development schemes are beyond a i doubt on the square and the successful carrying out of their plans and purposes cannot fail to make for the good ot 0 the state as a whole and the people generally v nothing enriches a country so rapidly as the cutting up of age and land areas into small holdings it means development of natural resources attraction of population the production at home of all or nearly all 11 the necessaries of existence and a re prosperous condition in every walk of life every enter having for its ts purpose such development as this is entitled to and should receive the support and encouragement of every progressive citizen THE HUMAN HOG one of the w onders of the world is that with all the civilizing influences that thal arc are thrown around the modern maff the human hog continues to remain oblivious to the rights of the everyday every overy day men and i women omen with whom he comes into contact or more properly speaking aUng who are forced by circumstances to come into contact with him the human hog is readily distinguishable from the rest of fio via genus homo it generally takes all the way from a tenth to a fifth of a second to pick him out after he appear appears on your horizon if a comes with a hulk bulk of the shoulders and a prize fighter men anding sort of bearing as though to challenge all within sight and nd hearing to make way for him or suffer the consequences he ile is is raucous of voice his hair gro grows s low ou his lor forehead chead and he cats eats i v ith his knife his conversation is for the most part composed j of 1 T I and 4 me and he bawls bad grammar across dining rooms and anti offices and streets the brute with hia his whole bulk is ii everlastingly wallowing allowing n all over the rights of refined and decent people As he be talks they quake with horror leat he burst more blood vessels tan vian he can spare a he cats eats they tremble with alarm lest he do damage to his precious thorax with the table knife cultured men refined and polite women flee from the hu ilu man hog as from a pestilence he ile spoils their dinners he wrecks their pleasures he interferes with the transaction of their business busin cia he renders null all their preparations for the hour the day the evening he ile blocks their purposes and programs barter and is the hatchw watchword ward d of his life and he cant understand why offen offensive she and loudmouthed loud mouthed familiarity should not be accepted for legitimate push and enterprise with such soul as he has wrapped up in percent and profit he is unable to understand why other people should waste their the r time with music and poetry and ind flowers and birda and charity ani other nonsense such is the human hog why society abate him because it esgo is 0 o polite that it permits itself to bo be imposed upon it ii waiting for the human hog in the natural course of events to abate himself when that happens you and I 1 will have been a long time dead but oh ohl if it were mine to right the wrongs of men my first official act would be to take this lineal descendant of the unrepentant thief out to the gates of tha city and stone him nigh unto death KICKING THE KICER note the bayle in which some unknown editor goes after the kicker it would be a decided pleasure to credit thin writer if we I 1 knew who lie be ia but if he be never grets gets any thanks or recognition on thiu thia mundane sphere and seldom do heil hell get hie his re durif wr in heaven give car to this A short time ago a wild as from persia was brought to the united sta stages es on the steamship mesaba masaba Me saba but just before he was unloaded from the vessel he be took a notion to kick the ass wore himself out trying to kick the boat to pieces but all he succeeded in doing wis was to make a few dents on the vessel essel and kill himself instead of burying th ass at sea the captain had him dumped into the furnace so the ass became fuel acl to help the vessel on its way every community has a human iss ass that kicks at everything he feels called of god and commissioned of man to kick at everything eve in the community such a kicker ha hae his mission he ares ves some good in the world but it is after he is dead the knocker or kicker builds up nothing he is a parasite upon n the community feeding upon the rights and interests of others but there is a cheerful thought connected with the kicker afe soon kicks himself clear out of the community give him a little time and he will kick himself to death like the wild iss ass from persia there is no person less respected in the community than the kicker he has but few real friends and they are ashamed to have his name mentioned in connection with theirs the kicker stands in the way of all progress he is met with in all phases of society in business bus ineis in politics and in religion religion so each eh community should remember that the kicker will be there but be not discouraged the kicker lie helps ps you after all for he magnifies your faults so you will be able to see them yourself A LITTLE COMMON SENSE harvey W wiley chief chemist of the department of agriculture is said to have more real good liard hard sense regarding human foods and beverages than any man on the continent heres a sample of the way he thinks ani talks if a man wants to live on nuts I 1 make no objection if he prefers to cat raw foods alone he h has my permission if he eschews eschew s meat I 1 never object if na lia uses some ale bolic beverage with his food I 1 do not abuse him if he eats five times a day I 1 consider him fortunate if he has only one meal I 1 hope it is a good one if he e eats ts late at night my prayer is tint that he sleep well if he takes a drink drink before break breakfast fait I 1 think h might ba engaged in something better if he gerfers breakfast foods he has to a certain extent my commiseration if he eats only meat ha probably pro babiy will nob not have tuberculosis unless he becomes infected I 1 do not believe in any form of food advertised to nourish any particular tissue there is is no such thing as brain food or nerve food or skin food I 1 believe e that man is an omnivorous animal and that his normal diet is composed of all kinds of foods vegetable and animal all vegetable fit to eat are food for man min and all animals fit to eat are food for man for this reason I 1 think it is not wise to confine ones self to any one kind of food or class of food the human family has a won wonderful darful faculty of to circumstances cum stances atances man blan can live in the tropics and perhaps at the pole he can undergo the greatest extremes of moisture and drought he can eat the most diversified forms of diet he can engage in the most diversified forms of work and pleasure he ile becomes acclimated cli mated in every zone and country and fits into every kind of society i and occupation but in spite of all this a normally balanced diet consisting of proper proportions of vegetable and meat diet solid and liquid d food it seems to me is best suited to mans use |