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Show Scotsman Found He ITu Running a Poor Second ! For many months the c;. , Scottish wooer had come court a village lass without commt- ( himself. Then he felt the time; s come for him to begin to sp ( Producing a well-thumbed c book, he said: "Maggie, I've been weighin; d your good points, and I've coir t up to ten. When I get to-thedii: a I'll hae something to say to - a "Well, I wish ye luck, Jock," 1 maiden coolly responded, ui; 0 jerk of her head. "An" I'veb reckoning up your bad points, I've reached nineteen. Wfe 1 gets to twenty, I'm mairrying ; n guson, the plumber." o |