Show TIlE THE rIE Pf FLY Y OF OP TIlE THE TiE FLAG Hello Helo How lIow does It I come conic that tho time flag Mag Jag Is flying Hying upside down demands the Tribune man rushing madly into Inlo lImo Iho office of or Postmaster ter Thomas Lets go out and ant see says the time post post- mast master er They h wander out Into time the freedom S ir of the time street treet turn anti and ant look dok ok up af at tho time staff star from which whelm Old Ohl aim Glory is properly Hying on the tue loyal breeze that loves It I we well I and the turns to his temporary and accidental compan- compan lon on and says says' Why h its it's Js J's all al right t now Whereupon the Tribune man nian rushes madly oft off to headquarters and relieves himself with wih luau half a column of or spasm about the tho wicked postmaster and amid time the traitorous custodian And he Ime bolsters his story stor with wih the argument arg If I It hadn't beun beu all al wrong before wh vim why should tho time postmaster S say Its s 's sal all al right t now noi Which Is a funny argument It proceeds however OI hOWO on tho time rea reasonable them theory that every man told toJ anything b by a n Tribune man should Instantly recognize the fact that he time statement statement statement-no no matter mailer mater what It ma may maybe be is be-is beIs Is a lie le On that theory the tue postmaster post host master would have been safe when whon he tIme Tribune man maim appeared to have havo said aid to him I dont don't know what you ou are talking about but it I is not true and you mn may take talce your number number- whIch happens to be bc three twenty three and be on your wa way way Otherwise having re reserved his rca rca- expression of sentiment until I the they hey reached tho time ml middle tle of tho the street and auth ant HoJ looked d up at 0 the tue la Map flag he would hav boon been warranted In turning from ho tho Inspection which showed that tho time t lag hag lg was all nl right and amid saying a liar Time Tho nn ling hag is IH nil all allright al Ight right Surprise at not having received either of or the deserved desEr cd au and amid properly expected treatments the time Tribune mun aman naturally was wa rattled rallied He lie could coult not not not- lie he le simply could not not assume that that In- In was to t be he treated as a gentleman as a. a other people expect to be treated He lit I. I lad had said sid that hint the time nag Hag was upside upside- down and when Inspection demonstrated lemon demon that It was not he lie could not miot realize that his statement had hat IH been n accepted with the un understanding that he lie ma may have havo thought It was wa upside down He lie le can camm not nol understand why vIm 11 Ito hia being from the time Tribune should lJ be be- conceded to have been sincere In hl hH his report to the lie postmaster Ho lie 10 lied lell In iii the Iho beginning anti and If time thc postmaster postmaster docs does not nol tell tel him he lie lies les he Ime accepts accept the time view that he lie must have tol told the truth Ho lie doesn't see how ho ime did dil it It and amI Is a little uncertain in his imis maund- maund s as he lie writes But the time one fact tact Is fixed in what ho lie calls his mind He lie HeIs lieis 1 Is a Tribune man maim and expected to lie le All AU the thc people in iii Salt Lake know that since he Ime comes from the time Tribune he ime Is sure a liar lat And Amid he cant can't get over It It But Dut the time flag was not upside down The Time fact that the Tribune said It I was wasIs wasis wa Is proof prof that It I wasn't for the time Tribune Is a liar |