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I J Littler Little than me 1110 too too London London Scraps A schoolteacher ono one Ila tIny day during the tile hour homo for fat fU drawing su suggested to tn her pupils that each draw dm what whal he ho heI her hol I r l' she Silo would woul 1 like c to bo ho when liell grown rown up 1 UI At tt the tile end of tile the le lesson leon on one lIttle lite girl showed an all ni empty slate Why said the teacher Isn I there tICO anything you would like Co 0 o h bo be when you ou grow u up hf 7 Yes said sal Iho thu little girl I hI would ilku liC to be married hut but i 1 dont don't tout know I ow iO to io draw It ILu Life 4 A la IH pedagogue o ue told one ono of or his Ills scholars schol ars us a son on of oC time the Emerald Isle to spell pel hostility r o horse began Pat Not t horse hore Hilly said ald the lie teacher but hostility Sure replied Pat all an didn't 3 ye tell tel me mc tIle the other da lay day not ilOt to say boss hoss Be e Jabers Its It's Is I's 01 one timIng thing wid vid yc ye e one Jay lay and amid another the thc A colored I In a Georgia college col coi- lege lele discussed the time question queston Which Is Isle IsIe le Ie most useful paper papel 01 or gunpowder The debate was as clo closed ell l by a U. disputant Wilt who spoke as follows Mr Mi 1 President Spose dar ilar war Wa bar br at nt tb do de do tb an you war Wa to go dar dam dal 1111 Jl shake de ole paper at him you'd oud see FCC what de do le bar har would do do But nut j Jess shoot hoot i 1 cannon at him an an see seo what comes I calls cans for de do question 4 I elIt J 7 4 I Better IC t Cr The Bricklayers Bricklayer's n els Wife Wife Dreaming h I suppose you ou were building castles astles in lii the tho al' al air alli aste The Bricklayer No Im I'm Im mending in s 's of castles in the alt air all I Child Chili Ihlo Philosophy I asked the teacher when Ethel had hall grown quite large Jaro and bc- bc b- b to think a little whom do the tue Ancients Anch say a supported tile the world on his shoulders Ata Atlas sit sir Yes Quite Quie right rf ht Now If It 4 supported u the he world who hio support A Atlas t las Atas I J J suppose he hl married a rich wife wICe replied Ethel t hel thlu thoughtfully h t fu I lii ii x 1 lito the I lie Truth tIm When hen rain lall fa falls II does docs it ever e cr ull arise o again asked c time the professor sO of chem diem Ish Yc Yes air dl When Why Vili h in 11 dew det lime That Thai will tili wi do o. o Mr Mason a You Youcan Youcan can sit down The EI lt of Indication Jal Jake e eWi was Wi heard caln calling ucro across time the tw fence fenc to Ills his neighbors neighbor's son Soil Sll a colored youth who goes oe to school at the Atlanta Atlanta At At- t- t lanta University Look h a boy ho you OU goes goc tel ter or school chool dont don't YUI Yes sir replied th the 1 boy H aint yer Y Yes sir i and auth ill JJ a slate eh dl 7 Yes Yc sir sli h Well I It don't dont take talie two whole dayto days day to make muke an hour ilour do 10 it I 7 Why ii h no exclaimed the tile boy hoy You was gwine tel ter el bring dat timot back in lit an aim al hour wa wasn't lt yet yer 7 Yes sir sim tl An n I its it's bin two whole days lliS since IOU ou borrowed It It Now what good gooda oo a imio g ler tet tel do you 1 thick thick- muggers when you ou go n to lo school schoola a wh whole lc year CH an lIen helm cant can't tell tel how howlong howlong Ion long It takes to rotch back had a u hatch hatch- al t Tho Tho rho IJ boy got ol ma mad and amId aHI slung luu the tue hatchet over the tue fence and wa haI-wa way half through an aim al ash ash hurrel Student 4 A part party of oC American travellers were ere Jn ln the tile railroad platform at ut Heidelberg 0 Ono One of oC the lie travellers happened to crowd clowd a J Heidelberg student It when he drew himself up Ull s scowled and said clr you yota ou are arc crowding keep back bac i si sir r I Dont DonOt you u like It i sonny softly a asked the American Sit Il scowled till th student allow ailis mo me lo to tell tel you OU sir that I am ama at your our service ertIce at any alY time tulle and slId place flace Oh Oil you OU a are aie 1 at my itty service are you ou said I the American Then Just jUt alY aLT arry this satchel to lo the Ito hotel for COI forme me Ine A Cuts Cuts' s Jol that Kicked 1 Bud Back Where Is hs the place In the tho horizon called caled the zenith a asked ld Professor Jackson of or the mathematical astronomy my class at Union college It I I Is tile the spot pot In tile the heavens dl- dl tl over ones one's head remarked John Bailey ale C Can n two sons persons have lie tho same sanc zenith at ut the same ame time asked d Professor Professor Pro Pro- fessor Cc or Jackson wih with a 1 twinkle lc of or ills his hi c eye e They can au sir Mr answered 1 Mr Bate Ball Ball- Bat Bat- ey Cl e How asked tile the professor or who Joke thought hl h ho h. h n was on oil tl lit lit- lve Ii of nf a n 11 class ss U h Why Vili when n one OIW stands on 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