Show CHIPS C 1 I 1 PS JUDGE A G noebell has returned tu r ed from visiting his old mississippi sis sippi home the judge is a polished southern gentleman from head to foot and he is a warm supporter of the broad ax BISHOP C C GOODWIN and deacon pat maclannan Mc Lannan the ex hog butcher are two very very sly old foxes they have succeeded in catching quite a few prominent democrats in their golden nets but they hey will have to get up early in the morning in order to catch the broad ax in their republican coon trap olvi year ago everybody was sounding the praises of the editor of the salt lake tribune but now everybody throughout utah is cussing bussing and damning the editor of the tribune because he is trying to accomplish the remarkable feat of riding two separate and distinct horses in opposite directions at the same time WHAT is a banker A banker is a sunday school superintendent what is a depositor A depositor is is a man who has confidence what is a bank failure A bank failure occurs when a banker cant get enough money money to buy his typewriter a new yacht what is a receiver A receiver is a man who sells the bank fixtures to pay himself for selling them uncle sam SUNDAY schools where the little children are taught stupid mythological stories of assyrian and babylonian lore as truths are hot houses homes of hypocrisy and churches where the people congregate once a week are institutions institution only intended t for the feeble minded the sunday school and the church must he be transformed into T laboratory and an d science hall B R ton lon Budd buddhist hUf r vew mew york cuy city |