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Show I'PPFiU OR LOWER? The man, says the Epworth Herald, had just informed the agent that he wanted a beith on the train. ''Upper or lower?" inquired the agent. "What's the difference?" asked the man. "A difference of fifty cents in this ease," replied the agent. "The lower is higher than the tipper. The higher price is for the lower. If you want it lower, you'll have to go higher. We sell the upper berth lower than the lower. In other words, the higher high-er the lower. Most people don't like the. upper, although it is lower on account of its being higher. When you occupy an upper you have to get up to go to bed and get down when you get up. You can have the lower if you pay higher. The upper is lower low-er than the lower becaus eit is higher. high-er. If you arc willing to go higher, it. will be lower." But the poor man had fainted. |