Gunnison Valley News | 1926-10-07 | Page 2 | Cynical Remarks that Livened Wadding Feast

Cynical Remarks That Livened Wedding Feast Cortlandt Bleecher, the incurable bachelor, responded nt a wedding breakfast in Lenox to the toast oC "Woman." His cynicisms crepitated like revolver shots amid the crystal and porcelain, the pretty, startled faces and the flowers, i 'Termanent waves," he said, "don't i make permanent wives. In the talk j about a world's chemical disarmament, I suggest that we begin with the j blondes. Man is a green chauffeur, and women are his hairpin turns. Silk stockings are beautiful things,' and on all sides we are confronted today by the shins of society. In a recent Sunday Sun-day paper the juvenile page contained an interesting misprint, namely, a fairy tale that ended with the words: " 'And so they were married and lived happily even afterward.' "