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Show Inter-Mountain Editorial Hilites Selected for Wubtcru Newspaper Union la almost every home the husband preaches economy and the wife practices it. Smithlield (Utah) Sentinel. Sen-tinel. After this, if Germany wants to go to war, she should first be required to put up an ideiun.it y bond. New York World. Business is waking up to the fact that a better outlook depends in a large measure on. a better lookout. Manila Bulletin. A dozen good turns you do another will all be fogotten after the one bad turn you do him Mammoth (Ut.) Kecord. The best way to cur snake-bdta with j bootleg whiskey Is to let the snake drink it before he bites yon. Beave (Ut.) Press. : Chicago Short skirts may lessen' the number of accidents to women, but they increase injuries to men. Rex-' ' burg- (Ida.) Standard. AYTien you hear a man say he feels like a three-year old ask him whether he means a horse or a fiiver. Duboise Du-boise (Ida.) Enterprise. , Statistics show that less than one. tenth of one per cent of all the women' who faint fall to the ground or the floor. Shelley (Ida.) Tioneer. j Edison is disappointed over the InJ tellectuality of college men. Perhaps they have spent too much time enjoying enjoy-ing phonograph. Mil ford (Ut.) News. We asked one woman the other dajr If her husband was the head of the house and she replied: "Yes, the bonehead of the house." Smith field (U.) Sentinel. "Marriage is a game of gjTe find take," says a model wife. TJ.ere being be-ing no model husbands, we are unable to record their views. St Geovg. (Ut.) News It as reported from varlouv sections that housewives' in their spr'ng cleaning clean-ing this year didn't turn up as many; half pint bottles as they used to. Blackfoot (Ida.) News. When we ate rlttle boys we carry a lot of trash in our pockets, but after we grow up and get wise like oxen and owls we carry it in our heads-Box heads-Box Elder (Ut.) Journal. Becamse the courts sanction tha use of the word "kick" in legal doo mnents Is no sanction for suiting tha action to the word in a literal sense, Kimberly (Ida.) Tribune. No use getting jubilant when tha doctor says, "I guess I'll have to wrtta you a prescription.'" Walt and sea what kind of a prescription he writ. Butte (Mont) Miner. The most miserable failure any DtH boise man can make Is to try to ep pear unconcerned when someone points to him that he is growing bald. Duboise (Ida.) Enterprise. ) It is true that America wants notlfJ ing In the way of territory out of tha great war. We don't even care muojj about Yap. The yellow press is glf Ing us plenty of yap. Beaver XJt Press. How can you expect a girl who I J dissatisfied with herself that she coT ers up her ears, whitens her face reW dens her lips and plucks her eyebrow! to be satisfied with a husband? Chojj enne Wells News. Multi-millionaires are becoming tod much of a multiplicity in this country. We will have to use greater discretion In this rapid accumulation of wealth, or there will be no poor men left to jo the work. Box Elder (Utah) Jour nal. Montana is going to tax bachelor and we suppose the result will be that Montana bachelors will got so mad about this attack on their personal freedom that they'll move right over Into some other slate and get married. Hailey (Ida.) News-Miner. Maybe the former sen-Ice men whtf ire so Indifferent about their Victory nedals have forgotten there was "a r. Quite a few things have beefli forgotten in the 20 months it took tha war department to issue (he medals Ida home (Ida.) Inland Empire. A lot of the fellows leave the farm he'au.-e they want to rise in the worhj without getting up at four o'clock id the. morning. Duboise (Ida.) Enter pr'se. We editors are at heart a truttj-f truttj-f uI bou.-h of fellows says the Malatl Enterprise: "And yet when death overtakes souk; skate we have to paj, glowing tributes to his virtues when tve know darn well he Is shaking hands with the devil." KlmberlJ 'Idn.) Trihune. |