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Show Totally Obscured. A certain callow Chicago swain bad an amazingly large mouth which he contorted into an all-pervading smile when he wished to make a good impression. im-pression. His sweetie bad persuaded him to "ask father," and the youth was determined to show himself to good advantage. "Mister Jones," he began, stretching stretch-ing his principal feature to the utmost of geniality. "I have come to ask for the hand of your daughter. I " "Just a moment, young man," interrupted inter-rupted the old gentleman mildly; "would you mind closing your mouth for a moment till I see who you are?" American Legion Weekly. |