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Show BURDEN FOR ANY STOMACH No Wonder Dear Old Lady Was Horrified Hor-rified at Nephew's Peculiar Combination Com-bination for Lunch. Aunt Pauline Is a dear old soul, but she doesn't snderstand a thing about golf. The other day her nephew returned re-turned from the local course, after a particularly rotten exhibition of golf. "Did you have a good game?" asked Aunt Pauline, who always professes a kindly interest in what she terms her nephew's "eccentricity." "No," was the reply. "The seventh tee was sloppy and all the greens wera in a terrible state." Aunt Pauline shuddered. "You mustn't lunch there any more, Gilbert. What a weird combination! And you know how easily you get indigestion." indi-gestion." She shrugged her shoulders, thereby relieving herself of all responsibility. respon-sibility. "I can understand how enjoyable enjoy-able a cup of tea and a sandwich must be after a game; but seven cups of tea and greens ."Chicago Daily News. |