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Show j NEWLYWEDS DINE ON STEW j Wifey Prepares Dainty Morsel With Own Little Hands But Physician Physi-cian Must Be Called for Hubby. The eoolc had insisted on a day off, and young Mrs. Freshly-Wedd was In a quandary and her stunning new house gown of twisted percale, muses the Detroit Free Press. "I'll make a slew anybody can make a slew!" she cried. And she proceeded to make a stew, n the icebox she found seven frankfurters, frank-furters, a dozen fried oysters and three pickled herring. "How fortunate meat is the very lmportantest thing!" she exclaimed. And she chopped it all up and added three cupfuls of salt and two of pepper so as to be sure not to forget the seasoning. sea-soning. Then because she knew that a stew must have lots of variety she put In a glass of olive oil, two table-spoonfuls table-spoonfuls of grated nutmeg, two packages pack-ages of Saratoga chips, a can of salmon sal-mon and a half cake of bitter chocolate. choco-late. At 6 :30 Freshly-Wedd came home her Ben, stalwart and handsome, who had never known an hour's illness in his life. "Phew!" he exclaimed. "What's that smell?" "It's a stew I made for you wiv my own 'Ittle hands," she told him. "Divine aroma !" cried Freshly-Wedd, and forthwith sat down and ate two big platefuls, while his wife watched him so eagerly that she forgot to eat any herself. Three hours later, in response to a hurry call. Doctor Blister drove up and rang the front doorbell. Query : Who was the patient, and why? |
