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Show GUNNISON GABBLE By Nemo. An earthquake is a. great movement iu real estate. There is something commendable iu every one; even Satan has some, good qualities: he never loafs, but kaepa at his job late and early. The pure food law will not permit pure water water and pure milk to be mixed ; thus two purities make an impurity. The man who ia always boasting of the quantity and quality of religion he possesses, is generally looking for a solt place to light. The home life of au honest man dont need a half page display to prove it. When you see a couple of ladies whispering and giggling in a quiet corner, it is a safe bet they are not discussing dis-cussing tjie weather. There is Jots of fuu in minaing your own business, but it brings gray hsir on the head of him who tries to run another's affairs, The young man who starts out to hit the high places iu life, usually strikes the low places ofcener than the other. The first and most important thing to get, if you want to grow a garden or a fruit farm, is the right eort of a ican. They are Bcarce at this time of year. A man can be mighty mean and mighty religious at the same time. I used to know an old deacon in Illinois who would give his b ys twenty-five cents a piece to go to bed without tbeir supper, then as hoon as morning prayerB were over, the old heathen would charge them a quarter each for their breakfast. |