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Show REALLY FUNNY. Boardeb "Cook, what makes you so fleshy?" Cook (ambiguously) "What I heat, sir.'1 Boston Transcript. , "MuDGEisa great admirer of football, foot-ball, he says." "Indeed ho Is. Why, he never opens a jack-pot othr than with a V." Indianapolis Journal. The Pawnbroker, of Cornsc. Algernon Al-gernon "I'll bet you a dollah you cawn't tell thenumbaw of me wawteh." "I'll bet you two dollars I can tell you who can." Jeweler's Weekly. Little BnoTiiEn "Do you do your own washing", Mr. De Straight?" Mr. De S. "No, my boy; why do you ask?" L. 11. "Because Mr. Crafts, Sue's other fellow, says that you put everything1 in soak." Springfield Union. Little Katie "Are you Mrs. Guy?" Caller "No. my name is Smith." Little Lit-tle Katie "Well, 1 giiessmainma didn't know you, 'cause when you were coming com-ing in she said you were tho biggest guy she ever saw." Inter Ocean. "Tun great problem that I have to deal with," said the keeper of the imbecile im-becile asylum, "is to Hud some occupation occupa-tion for the people under my charge." "Why not set them to inventing college yells?" asked the visitor. Buiralo Ex-nrt'KS. Ex-nrt'KS. - 1 |