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Show J NEWSPAPER WAIFS. 1(e "i should like to kiss you as often as the ocean has drops." She "Which ocean?" Fliegende lllatter. "Papa," said Jack, as he gazed at his ten Wnts one week's allowance "do you; know what I would do if I was an awful rich king'?" "No, Jack. What?"' "I'j increase my allowance to a quarter quar-ter a week." Harper's Young People. YbUNG IIoraHKEEPER "Those soles I boijght of you were not fresh." Fisherman Fish-erman "Well, marm, that be your fault it bean't mine. I've offered 'em yerevery duy this week, and you might 'a 'ad 'em days before if you'd 'a liked!" Tft-Bits. "Did Miss Chilton give you any en-coui-agement when j'ou proposed to herP" "Not a great deal. I used every argument. I even went so far as to assure her of my ability to support her in the style to which she had been ac-custjomcd." ac-custjomcd." "And what did she say?" "She said I might call around later and show her my income-tax receipt." Washington Star. |