Gunnison Gazette | 1910-03-04 | Page 2 | Marriage

Marriage. A game of chance in which the chances are about even. The man leads at first, but after leaving the altar al-tar he usually follows breathlessly in his wife's trail. The rules are very-confusing. very-confusing. If a masked player holds you up some night at the end of a long gun, it is called robbery, and entitles you to telephone the police, but if your wife holds you up for a much larger amount the next morning at the end of a long hug, it is termed diplomacy, , and counts in her favor. In this, as in ; other games of life, wives are usually allowed more privileges than other outlaws. Judge.