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Show ARRESTING FLIGHT OF TIME German Scientists Advise the Eating of Egg Shells by Those Who Approach Ap-proach Old Age. Two Germans, deep thinkers Professors Pro-fessors Emmerich and Loewe state that egg shells eaten Increase the power of resistance against "the withering with-ering blight of time," add weight to the body, activity to the brain and strength to the heart; that they destroy de-stroy injurious bacilli, prevent inflammation inflam-mation and dipease xnd lend courage and energy. This reminds me, Philip Phil-ip Haie -writes in the Boston Herald, of tho preparation advertised in London Lon-don thirty or more years ago as removing re-moving superfluous hair, being an excellent ex-cellent substitute for table butter, none genuine unless stamped on the blade. Eustace Miles, the English court tennis player and vegetarian, says he had an old nurse who used to eat egg shells and crunch them joyfully joy-fully between the teeth that happened to meet, and she said she ate the shells because they "shaved the hair off vcslde of the throat." The discovery discov-ery of the Gorman scientist is peculiarly peculi-arly welcome to dwellers by the ocean, for it is a well known fact that if you do not break egg shells the Witches will put out to sea in them to wreck vessels, and if you burn the shells the hens will cease to lay. Furthermore as eggs are now absurdly absurd-ly high even case eggs in the neighborhood neigh-borhood it seems a pity to waste any part of them. |