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Show husband to be president, the wife vice president and general mannger, and each of the children directors and Btook holders, Then by an equal assessment as-sessment of industry, dividends could be declared almost any time, and the stock would always bring face value on the market. Don't ?et in too bis- a hurrv with ( - - - o your gurden. It may be true that the early bird catches the worm, but he gets it in the neck sometimes. With all our modern improvements, and scientific knowledge, we cannot hurry nature a single day or keep off the late frosts by striking a match and lighting a cigarette. There should be a society organized for the prevention of cruelty to the soil. Many farmers never plow deep, give the laud a rest, or feed it with a good fertilizer; but they expect, it to go right ahead producing big crops in spite of this neglect. They would not expect their horses or themselves to stand this sort of treatment, There is no doubt but that this is a fast age. The railroads, thd auto mo biles and the bi-plaues have taken the place of the stage coach, of t he ox hutry, use slang for a whole sentence, get rich quick and go broke in less time ; some even get, iuto office and break iuto jail all in one season. It is nothing strange for people to go over to Europe, and return before their friends were aware of their absence. The publishers get out the May magazines mag-azines early in April, and the average American, if not careful, will overtake over-take and run over himself in this race around the circle. GUNNISON GOSSIP. By Nemo.l If you are forced for a time to keep company with a low-minded person, keep your lips closed aud let him do the talking. The Colonel left a trail of frost in his wake while swinging around his western circle. His old time fire was wanting, and his speeches were not even equal to a Colorado Bmudge pot. A hiss is the expression of a goose in its simplicity, or of a serpent in its venom. When you hiss which of the animals do you represent? Every one shoul.J dress neatly and in keeping with his or her station in life. Most of us form opinions from what we see. In other words we think with our eyes. "The apparel oft proclaims the man." v Every well regulated family ought to be like a close corporation, The |