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Show His Politics at Home. A political canvasser called at a home the other day and inquired as to the political affiliations of the man of the house. "Oh, well," said the housewife, "he's everything. He's nice when he's away, and he's not so nice at other times.' "But about politics," said the canvasser. can-vasser. "Is he a Democrat or a Republican?" Re-publican?" "Well, it depends on who he is with," said the lady. "If it's policy to be a Democrat when he's with Democrats, Dem-ocrats, he's a Democrat, and when he's with Republicans he's a Republican." Repub-lican." "I understand." persisted the canvasser, can-vasser, "but between ourselves, what is he at home?" "Oh, at home he's a perfect terror." |