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Show FUNNY FANCIES. WlFK "Charley is perfectly devoted to art. lie even laths of it in his sleep." Friend "What does he say?" Wife "Last night he mentioned in an excited ex-cited way about drawing a flush." Lady "Hridget, why did you tell the two ladies who just called that I was engaged'?" Delia "Sim re, mum, and didn't I read the bit of a letter yez left on your desk yesterday that told it all?" "What in the world made you send Johnnie where you hnew he won id r-ateh the mra-do:.'.'" Wife "Mercy, dear, didn't I I. II you that Dr. Croalcer is treating patients for half price this week? That is why." Inter Ocean. "Voc have no idea. Kate, how much , trouble I had to g.t I his new hat. I a anally had to cry for a whole hour bef.-rc my husband would give me the money for it." '-What, cry a whole hour and only g-t a hat? Why. if I cried that long 1113 hnsltand would gladly glad-ly give me a new dress." Fliigende Itlaetler 1 |