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Show Foiled. Since the staid old C. T. U.'s Have tabooed the use of booze When the daughter of the President is wed; What will they substitute For the Clicquot in the Brut And certain liquidation which is red? This unceremonious fiat For a strictly water diet Seems to be a very sad Hymenal trick; For to give a lovely heiress Only plain Apollonairis Is a most unusual thing for thirsty Nick. But the bridegroom mayhap figures' On Swamp-Root and other jiggers, As he and Alice bask beneath pale Luna; And his brain he need not tax If strong stimulant she lacks, When the druggist has a phone and' much Peruna. |