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Show THE OLD STAND.BY. If simple potted ham be bad, And deviled chicken worse, If breakfast bacon's but an ad To fill some packer's purse, If meat is doped to add three cents A pound to canner's cash, Oh, what are the ingredients Of good old corned beef hash? If tinned up tongue is 'phony food, As is extract of beef, If mince meat isn't any good "What words shall guage our grief? We'll all be vegetarians And mornings, nights and noons We'll have no more of things in cans, Oh, Lizzie, pass the prunes. New York Mall. |