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Show CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS. For Sale. A fine Port Arthur corner lot, A most attractive building spot, With eighty-seven feet, which face A booming section of the place. Will sell or trade it any day If necessary give away. Parties who wish a trade to make Apply at once for heaven's sake! To RomanoffskI Vasselitch, 13 East Lunaparkovitch. Wanted. Wanted, a bright young theo'.ogue, Experienced in handling grog, To mix gin cocktailg, wash out glasses, Toss highballs, and lead Bible classes; Who can make whisky sours, the kind That soothe and Christianize the mind, Till every man who goes home "skated" May by this means be elevated. All applicants may call at noon At Potter's Purified Saloon. Wallace Irwin in New York Globe. |