Show miAh eu il Time Would Tell Neighbor A remarkable old man your granduncle When he died he had every tooth in his head his eyesight was very good and his hearing was excellent To the best of my knowledge he retained re reo retained full possession of his faculties faculties ties until the very end Grandnephew Well well we'll be beable beable beable able to make sure of that when his will is read tomor tomorrow ow Helpful Mrs Peck Peek Peck Help Im I'm chok chok- ing Mr Peck h Peck Sh h the neighbors neighbors neigh neigh- bors bars will think Im I'm doing it Mrs Peck Peck I I dont don't care Get me something quick Mr Peck Peck What What did you swallow swallow low Mrs Peck Peck CIA A sponge Mr Peck Peck Okay Okay Ill I'll go and get some water Prevaricator Joe and Jim crawled into their bright red hunting suits cradled their guns in their arms and made for the woods They had penetrated penetrated pene pene- the preserves for only a short distance when Joe sighted a deer He raised his gun and fired firedA A defective shell caused the barrel to explode He put his hand to his face and then looked at it It was covered with blood Im dead he screeched hysterically a and n d keeled over in a dead faint Jim looked at his stricken companion companion com com- panion picked him up and carried him all aU the way to the morgue The doctor looked at the bleeding man examined him then turned to Jim Why have you brought this man here he asked He Ie isn't dead Jim seemed startled Are you sure doctor he demanded Of course I am sure replied the he doctor Ill never believe another word that guy tells teUs me Jim said in dis dis- gust He told me he was dead Open and Shut Case There probably are millions of cases of unreturned umbrellas but out Pat was unfortunate enough to to be sued for fa failing to return one he had borrowed Just before the trial opened Pat managed to get the umbrella back into the original owners owner's custody but the latter went ahead with the suit contending that the article was damaged beyond repair When it came time for Pat to speak his piece he stood up before I the court and with his feelings irreparably injured said Yer Honor in the first place Oi niver the danged thing in the second place it just lust that way I got it and in the third place I returned it in perfect shape Oi did |