Show I t A I O Mart Man About Town Town- Memos or of a 1 Insiders hear next years year's flying time from N. N Y to Miami will be minutes Many of the show gals are will willbe willbe willbe worried silly that their names be dragged into the Alvin Paris football football football foot foot- ball bribe scandal because they were Paris Paris Paris' dates Paris hasn't had so much publicity since French postcards postcards post post- cards John Murray Andersons Anderson's chums hear he is experimenting with the Russian youth serum Heis Heis He HeIs Is in his jOs Bing will make lose to a million dollars out of his platters this year not Including his many other chores Rodgers do Hammerstein are taking no risk with their gold mine Annie Get Your Gun They are paying Mary Jade In e Walsh the highest wage yet for an lin understudy understudy just just to stand by byI I In the wings per week Top 10 lost loss J to Moss Hart whose apt was bur burgled burbled led was the gold case signed by the cast of Winged Victory Broadway Ballad By Don I do not blame the Of young for being belog sick giving alms to beggars of the past Why WIlY should they turn to watch a shabby trick Why should they care if it terror joined the cast We had our roses redolent of or spring We had our nights of oC revelry and mirth We had the softest softest soft soft- est loveliest songs to sing We had the shining rapture of the earth Yes it is gone and shortly we will go The golden girls the roses and the I wine And newer lads will willI I find the nights aglow with aglow with all the misty magic that was mine And when they find that love Jove and beauty die I hope they leave more gracefully than I. I The Broadway Lights J J. J Durante Durante Du- Du rante ante X X Cugat and the dice tables were the reason the new Flamingo Las Vegas attracted patrons in the first three days Midtown hotels had their worst week in five years One had empty rooms another and another Buddy Kaye made so much coin out of at the ditty Till the End of Time that he is among the producers of the new Jerome Robbins show how Look Ma Im I'm Dancing A short titled The Last Bomb comes across with atomic Impact particularly particularly particularly one episode wherein the camera camera camera cam cam- era slowly moves through the rows of graves at Iwo Jima After viewIng viewing view viewing view view- ing that you'll cherish every moment mo ment meat of peace like it was the last minute of your life lite Broadway Story The most valuable song copyright in the world is White Christmas It was Vas published in in 1942 19 and sold over one million copies during during during dur dur- ing its first four months On some days das it sold over copies Each year since It was purchased by peo peo- pie The recordings totaled five million records two records two million of which were Bings Bing's version up to this year Decca Decea says this year it sold out-sold any of or the previous seasons seasons over over platters But this is why it itIs itis itis is the most valuable copyright A copyright lasts lass 56 years It has over 50 years to go go- go and selling at the rate it is going you you can imagine how much richer the tax department will get The Story Tellers The latest edition edition edition edi edi- tion of Who's Who reveals that the American general who has won them the m most decorations 40 Is Brig Gen Edgar K Hume This is the first time we ever came across his name Joff Jot Keates Keate's cartoon chuckle has been widely reprinted in the digests di di- A child specialist is giving advice to a mother have to handle this child carefully remember remember remember ber youre you're dealing with a sensitive strung high little stinker The Minnesota state prisons prison's newspaper edited by a convict ran tins this editorially editorially editorially edi edi- Those caught stealing items from the papers will be dropped from our list of contributors tors Stealing from another's writings writings writings writ writ- ings Is one of the lowest bits of thieve 1 iry uy Washington newsmen enjoy spinning this one A group of or them once accompanied to toa toa toa a show They thanked a secret service man for Cor providing them with excellent scats seats Dont Don't mention it the secret retorted Just notice the seating arrangement You'll discover no one can take a shot hot at the President without hitting one or two reporters first Quotation Marksmanship 1 T T. Parker Democracy means not i iam 1 am as good as you are but You are as good as I am Maurois Maurois- Growing old is a bad habit which a busy man has no time to fo form m E E. E Brandeis Sometimes you pay compliments and sometimes you pay for them P P. P Davis And so they were divorced and loved happily ever after Ed Wynn I It was so cold my blankets fought to get on the bottom M M. M Kom Kon roff rolY What can you expect of a ada day daj that begins ns getting up in the morn mora |