Show I I a ar r te Matt About Town I Broadway A noted I band leader who made millions out The of swing music told chums honeymoon is over people just dont don't lik like it any more a Jimmy Dorsey claims so many name bands are breaking up that a performer I into a theater theater theater the the- soon will be able to get ater through the sta stage e door John Ringling North the circus the season was its man reporting best yet 6 in N N. Y Y and 3 on tour But the Hartford fire cost four million Frank Sinatra has asked his sponsor to eliminate those screaming booby sox audiences who ruined a recent program Dinah Jo Stafford Como and BIng dont don't need any phony applause applause applause ap ap- ap- ap or cheers why cheers why does Frank Philp Dorn says in his when a man is seen talking to wife everybody feels sorry for the theOther theOther theOther Other Woman Our Very Special Drop Dead Dept That Miami realtor wh to took k 1000 from many war vets vet to build them homes and no now wont won't refund their coin his plan flopped A lIam 1 newspaper actually accepted t the following classified ad Barber around all-around man No NCI NoGI GI wanted N. N W. W Street i The Late Watch General Eisenhower Eisenhower Eisenhower Eisen Eisen- hower chatting with two civilians with lapel discharge buttons while waiting for his car on W W. street Jr will be offered a big job In radio soon soon A race track bookie who gabs incessantly in track was passing a midtown synagogue where a rabbi exchanged greetings with him You live around here inquired the rabbi Not Not lot very far tar away was the respectful retort about a amile amile amile mile and Hy Gardner says if it swindler Nickel feels like two cents hes he's no different than any I other nickel That's all one is worth I these days A woman who runs a delicatessen on Madison in the has Russian caviar flown own from Moscow She peddles it at 36 per pound That means a restaurant would have to charge you at least 5 a teaspoonful to make a profit New York Novelette She is a night club star Her Tier romance romance romance ro ro- mance and impending merger to a rich local have been highlighted highlighted highlighted high high- lighted in most of the columns Not this one however e Well she has been threatening to kill him if lie he tries to get out of the planned wedding She carries carrIes carries car car- ries a loaded pistol at all times in her bag and intimates report report report re re- re- re port she will shoot him Our hero had the gall to go to his wife ex-wife for advice She laughed in his face After Alter what jou you did to me and the children children children chil chil- dren she coldly informed him you ou deserve to be shot I 1 only wish I had the nerve to do it Tip to Newspapers Apparently the peasants in your editorial rooms do dot riot know the correct usage because because because be be- cause they keep calling them Their Hig Highnesses esses which they arent Referring Referring Referring Re Re- ferring to the Dook Doak of Windsor you say His Highness and of her you say Her Grace the Dooks Dook's is veddy pet- pet Heres Here's a film scenario A large steel company Consolidated Consolidated Consolidated Consoli Consoli- dated recently bought two coal coalmines coalmines coalmines mines from a feller named Frank Christopher The price was a million million million mil mil- lion Christopher a decade ago was a coal miner himself Speaking of ot riches riches- Jackie Cooper we hear will retire Hes He's 25 Radio City Music Halls Hall's singing choir union non-union would appreciate a raise They get 45 per seven- seven day week 28 shows Lowest paid singing chorus in N. N NYC YC at per show Midtown Side-Show Side The middle mid mid- dle aged die aged woman impeccably groomed who enters a midtown bar daily dally at 5 She orders two Scotches and two Martinis and gulps them down each with a a toast 1 To nothing 2 To Tomy Tomy Tomy my first husband 3 To the theone theone theone one I divorced 4 01 To my love Couldn't possibly do It at home home no no spectators no aud aud- lence Ty Power carries a clipping of a movie review which panned him in 39 He loves it shows It-shows shows it to pals Who's that youthful Yale prof seeing a lot of la belle Truman Macoco names Gable in his I divorce suit intimates insist because because because be be- cause Gables Gable's name would insure Macoco of ot to coast-to-coast publicity Sounds in the Night At the Iceland Iceland Ice Ice- I land She had a gruesome I experience experience ence she bumped into her husband husband husband hus hus- band when she was alone At L Leon on di Eddies Eddie's He has invited invited her to Florida but she wants more time to drink it over over At the Stork Never fight publicly with your competitors Why make big noels neels out ta little heels At the apologists apologists apologists apolo apolo- claim hes he's doing his best That's that scares us liS At Atthe Atthe Atthe the Glass Hat Haf Tell him Im I'm out Never mind Ill I'll tell him my myself myself- lL |