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Show tiamiOTMmiaiMiMlnialMlMiMiMiMiiemiielMlMiiiiiiaiiiiiai CHRISTMAS JIBES I tiNiNimwmiiMinmiiiMiMminiiimiiiiit'itiie All Paid For. "Your wife was telling my wifo that you'vo got all your Christmas presents paid for," remarked tho man iu the corner of the city train to the lean Individual In-dividual sitting by his side. . "Yes; paid for tho last of thorn yesterday," yes-terday," was tho reply. "Lucky dog! I haven't oven begun to think of tho presents I'vo got to buy." "Oh, neither havo wo for thlB year. My wlfo was speaking of last year's presents." Santa Is Easy. Bobby (on Christmas morning) "Whero does Santa Claus get all his things, mamma?" Mamma "Oh, ho buys them." Bobby "Well, ho must bo a Jay to lot anyone palm off a tin watch on him!" Seasonable Thoughts. At this season thoughts of boys lightly run to Santa . Claus. mm Where They Come From. Guest (dining ut morry Christmas party) "Tommy, whoro do turkeys come from?" Tommy (pointing to that on tho tn-bio) tn-bio) "Dunno; but ma got this ono from a tramp tor a shilling, 'causo ho said ho stolo It Didn't he, ma?" |