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Show IN THE TOILS OF INFLUENZA. J Unlucky Pittsburg Citizens Compare I Notes In Strange Language. I When two East endors mot on a car I bound downtown on a recent muggy j morning and engaged in conversation, 1 I tho other' pnssengors wero under the , ' Impression for a time that thoy wero x 'M listening to a discussion In Esperan- ; to or Volapuk. It ran something like :. this: '. j "Bordl'g, Johd." f "Bordl'g. Jib." "Dlco bordl'g." "Yes, dlco bordl'g dot." "' "What's dow?" "Dot a thl'g. Adythl'g dew Id your lido?" "Dot a blabed thl'g." "How you feoll'g this bordl'g?" "Od do bub." "So nb I. Dearly sdeozed by hoad off last dlshtA "Sabo hero." "Goi'g to tho bcetl'g to-dlght?" "Dot on your tidtypo. Goi'g to stay hobo a'd drl'k rub and hodoy." "Good gnbe. Hot rub pudtch for bide." "Well, hero wo aro dowdtowd. So lo'g." And thoy wended their dismal ways. Pittsburg Times. |