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Show Revelations of the Breakfast Table. To girls about to marry one would tender the ndve.e that they study their Intended victim at brei'kfast. If he is feeding like forty, reject him as tho direct descendant of Clrco's herd ot swine. If he Is melancholy, be- ware of the abrupt curves of his tern pcrament. If he bo boisterous nnd fncetlous, remember that an empty drum gives the greatest revorbrntlon, nnd n chntterbox nt 8 n. m. Is as tiresome tire-some as Chanticleer nt 3 o'clock In the morning. By their bronkfnsts you shall know them. Saturday Hevlow. |