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Show HEADING OFF ' THE CALLER. Plan for Getting Rid of Life Insurance Insur-ance Agents Not Patented. 1 1 Tho bell rang threo times, and tho man at the desk hastily reached for n flannel bandnge. This ho put round his neck. Then ho arranged a sling, In which ho put ono arm, disarranged his hair, drew down tho corners of his mouth, got out of his chair, and painfully pain-fully limped toward tho door. "Mr. Jones?" Inquired tho well-dressed well-dressed caller, who opened It at that moment. Tho man with tho bnndago half suppressed 'a groan. "Yes, that's my namo. What can I do for you?" "You appear to bo Buffering," said tho Intelligent caller. "S.ufforlng!" returned tho othor. "Do you think I'm doing this for fun? But what Is your business, sir?" "Er pardon me," stammered tho caller, "I think I'll drop In somo other tlmo eh?" "It's somo trouble," soliloquized tho man with tho bandage, as ho removed tho paraphernalia andreturned to his desk. "But It Is really tho quickest way to got rid of these life Insurance agents. Thnt man will never troublo mo again." London Tlt-Blts. |