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Show QUITE 8AFE WITH HER. One Secret "Tootslo" Surely Never Would Pass Along. "John, lovo," sold tho young wifo, "you oughtn't to havo nny secrets from me." "Wvll, TootBlo?" "You go to lodge meetings, nnd you never toll me nnythlng about thorn." "They wouldn't Intorest you, dear. I don't mind giving you tho password, though, if you'll promise nover to disclose dis-close It to a living soul." "I'll promise never to tell It to nny-body." nny-body." "Remember It's to bo repeated only onco nnd vory rapidly." "I'll remomber. Whnt Is It?" "Aldaborontlphosclphornlostlcos." "Whntl Please say It again, a llttlo llt-tlo slower." "Havo you forgotten tho conditions already? I said 'only onco and vory rapidly.' " (Tearful pause.) "O, dear! I wish you hadn't told mo!" |