Garland Globe | 1906-11-10 | Page 3 | Teaching a Girl to Run an Auto

TEACHING A GIRL TO RUN AN AUTO. Secure a good, easy-going mnchlno with an nctlvo and uptodato sparkor, and having placed tho girl firmly by your side, whero you can sccuro a strong hold In casos of emergency, proceed to a lonoly, unfrequented road whcVo you will be uninterrupted. If tho girl display nny signs of nervousness, do your best to sootbo hor. Thoro nro a nunibor of ways to do this. Tnko her hand In yours and pat It gently. Speak to hor In a low, soft tone. If absolutely necessary placo hor head upon your shouldor and count 100. If not offoctlvc, repeat in one minute. Now sho may take tho whool, ad-vnnco ad-vnnco tho sparkor and throw In tho clutch. It will then be your turn to grow nervous. While tho girl la clutching the mnchlno you clutch tho girl. It will then bo tlmo to rost. This should not tnko any longer than tho rest of tho afternoon. By tho tlmo yon havo got bo you can kiss tho girl without getting nervous, sho ought to bo nblo to run tho machine Tom Masson, In Dollno-ator. Dollno-ator. t