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Show I Hard to Realize. "Mother," said a college student who had brought his chum homo for the holidays, "permit mo to present my friend, Mr. Spccknoodlo." His mother, who was a llttlo hard of hearing, placed her hand to her ear. "I'm sorry, George, but 1 didn't qulto catch your friend's name. You'll havo to speak a little louder, I'm afraid." "I Bay, mother," shouted George, "I want to present Mr. Specknoodle." "I'm sorry, George, but Mr. What was tho namo again?" "Mr. Spccknoodlo!" Gcorgo fairly Tho old lady shook hor head sadly. "I'm sorry, Gcorgo, but I'm afraid It's no uso. It sounds Just like Speck-S Speck-S noodlo to mo." Everybody's Maga- |