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Show PUT END TO ONE CROP. Last of Persistent Ques'loner, If Instructions In-structions Were Followed. A well known congressman was addressing ad-dressing an agricultural mooting, nnd In tho course of his remarks expressed tho opinion that farmers do not sufficiently suf-ficiently vary their crops. One of tho audience opposed to him In politics naked him what cropB ho would rocommend. "Everything In turn," ho replied. "Well," said his Intorlocutor, "if Swedes don't eomi up what then?" "Sow mustard," said tho congressman. congress-man. "And if mustard doesn't como up, what then?" And so ho wont on through n wholo list of crops until, tho congressman's pntlenco being exhnusted, ho put an end to his questioning amid roars of laughter, by saying: "Oh, sow yourself, and I hopo you won't como up." |