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Show I "We wonld like to sec just one 1 trust busted" says the Los Ange les times, "if only to find out how it looks on the inside", we have a suspicion it would look like a good-sized lake. The President having announc-de announc-de that he likes the man who sings at his work, ought to he compelled to spend n few hours ; in a room with a number of men ' who think they can sing. "The wheat crop is the vehicle 1 of our prosperity"-says a Kansas exchange. Translated into plain United States, this means that dollar wheat will soon enable all the farmers to buy automobiles. In Berlin a man has been sentenced tospend nine months in prison for sticking his tongue out at the Emperor, but had the ton. gue been a woman's 'the sentence would necessarily have been, nine year. An Illinois legislator suggests that no more laws be enacted for ten years, and the people be taught to obey those already in existence. But what, in the mean time would become of the law. makers who never learned any ; other trade? |