Show I 1 ph alar wnm WHAT A IS if you ore are among those american adults who hesitantly applaud the nag flag at the movies and rem remain ain strangely un unemotional emotion at when view of the fleet or of a our ur 0 fighting men are shown you should a attend a childrens movie matinee we did so the other day arid aad the way tho the kid dies stamped clapped and shrieked at every view of old glory an american worship warship or a an n american fighter app appeared eared on the screen was good for the soul wire wrong g 1 with ith the grownups go 00 into any movie and observe their feeble response to the same barn pictures its incredible and a little depressing EXPLAINED DI an inquiry into fatal auto acal accidents in a small american town shows that 57 pel pei cent of the school children have figured in at least one auto crash and that 28 29 per cent drive without licenses now we know why all those rural motorcycle cops caps hide in the side streets and behind shrub bery afraid to come out in the open JINGLES A congressman who has haa intro deuced a bill to require a ten curfew for all female employees of the government in washington in the interest of efficiency puts his idea in verse orly early to bed and a early arly to rise will help 1 y your our complexion and brighten your eyes it ii strikes us that this quite get the point over how about these promptly at ten leave your skylarking chums next morning when typing you wont be all thumbs cut out late suppers and scorn syncopation and you wont tall fall asleep while taking dictation get lots of re rest st k keep cap your head very clear and your written dear sir may not come out clr sear AMERICAN DIALOGUES what time is it war time daylight saving eastern standard chicago or will you take whatever I 1 can give you 0 then that there Is the fellow who when asked for the time replied right or wrong buy defense bonds private purkey got a letter from a 8 friend asking if 11 the draft board would pass men with bad teeth with bad teothi he exclaimed in re reply ply take you now it you have gums gaims left england Is r rationing atio ning soap from now on when two or r more people are la in one tub they must use the same cake famous last lass words i voul you have two lamps or three shree N mr r henderson helier heifer cooksey has been reading so much about rationing cards stamps etc that as soon as daylight saving came in he be went to a bureau and asked for a stamp entitling him to the right time elmer twitchell says he Is losing his morale listening to some of the morale builders it is this departments feeling that behind the Nor normande mandle disaster Is a great part of the story of Americas major faults a complete loss of efficiency fici ency as it was once interpreted an oh yeah attitude of the worker toward the boss a decline in thoroughness and an almost total eclipse of pride in a job well done ideal combination tor for the hunch player of dally daily doubles as observed the other day at hialeah Hi aleah dreamy eyes and sizzling pon pan buy defense bonds no more cans can bo used for packing dog food now Ima Dodo will begin te teaching achink fido to eat cat regular table food we have a swell idea tor for a dog show cartoon hitler and tolo tojo standing in front of a kennel of wolf hounds and chirping chirp lne almost human arent they elmer twitchell says he Is going to stop atop drinking the he minute minate beer begins coming through in cardboard containers I 1 under daylight saving we seem to be rationing WANTED large feather pillow in al A l 1 condition must be reasonable sullivan 2711 27 ll 11 11 lansing spectator listen maybe you hd hotter batter give up the whole idea of fancy skating L K morehead says that a girl on duty auty as a plane spotter in morristown ris town N J excitedly reported to th interceptor command that thai two planes and submarine were flying high over her post she had never seen a before |