Show P r b SIMPLI simplifying VYING THIS THE TAX BLOW the senate finance committee recently voted tor for the simplified chart system for or helping the public determine its lt income tax it now seems certain that the do doit it without the dizzy spell idea will become law and that the tha new arrivals within the in i come tax classifications will almost be admitted on a ilay payas As you enter system secretary says that with tho the rank and file of taxpayers tax it aint the money its ita the confusion ile he contends that a man in the lower brackets should be able to go to a post office glance at a cha chart rt and find out what lie ho owes uncle sam without going nuts when the die income tax was limited to the upper brackets and only took in a small proportion of the people it was all right to let them suffer there seemed no reason why they be given tho the works up to and including the headache the spots before the eyes cyca the night sweats the nervous breakdowns and the mad call for lawyers but the every man an policy Is to be dropped now that the income tax laws have been eased so that anybody can got in 1 uncle sam k knows 0 w a that if the rank and file of hla his citizens were over ever asked to go through all that trouble making out nn income tax blank there would be what willie howard calls a ire re 11 either that or more mental collapses than our institutions could handle hence the not A headache in A carload type of tax collection it Is all right as far as it goes but it go far enough we think the tax blank should be made prettier and carry a pago page of funnies we submit the following extra suggestions gest ions for making tax paying more painless 1 make the tax blanks prettier nd include a page of funnies 2 preface each blank with the words dont dother bother rending this see your postmaster 3 postage for return 4 have the mallman leave each blank with an apology and explain that its just too barl bad 5 forbid lengthy discussion of the tax blank in the home lot let the husband say 1 I guess ril ill run down to the post office and have my income tax apprehensions attended to and let the wife limit her comment to okay I 1 hope its nothing serious 6 have the post office chart printed in colors and throw in a couple ol of movie shorts in the corridor 7 require the postmasters to servo serve hot coffee and sandwiches do you remember away back when the ultimatum came first and tho the attack second japan Is proceeding with the reconstruction of the chinese continent with the full operation cooperation co of china Chur chills charge that japan Is encroaching cro aching upon the chinese people Is wholly groundless japanese spokesman and then again the world seem to understand that those alleged bombs are really flower pots Is PORTRAIT PORTRA OF 11 A MAYOR MATOR into an airplane out of it into another with shovel and bicki off to a concert concer tv then zip I 1 to a spot to christen ft a hangar A park or all hott hotl to some city elty to dig a big hole run a steam shovel or help to mine coall coal this way and that way with gusto and joy I 1 flash florello fiorello the dynamo boyl boy I 1 glenber hank Gr enber made corporal headline the hanks ari r comingo A man named low has bas been lamed aames an official of the new york fas shortage crisis 4 0 elmer twitchell just resist the temptation he walked callied up to an auto herring an 11 1 I dont waste gas sticker and scribbled on it wanna bt bet ima dodo says she worried about america being drawn into I 1 the war for uie the next month or so go it go in sho explains until after th the e world series 11 |