| Show I 1 A 16 e LU 8 not notes es of a new yorkers yorker after all of george yean jean Nathn nathans ns work and s struggle for recognition his homo home burg fort wayne ind ere erected acted a plaque to a movie gal named jano jan a peters patera carole lombard gary cooper stands a alne chanco chance of copping the academy award this time for his tiptop tip top performance for jor mance manco in mgt york when n gory gary was a student at grinnell col logo lego iowa he hippli applied ed tor for mem membership in tho the dramatic society there and was spurned because they said he he ac act t back from v vacationing a c a tl in the catskills a 0 broad w woylie n y 1 e aning enthused ab about 0 u tit the he rural sector IS so 0 peaceful c fu 1 11 he raved every night youre lulled to sloop sleep by tho the chirping of crickets tho the croaking of frogs and tho the ripple of the borscht borsch tl now new york la Is like this in tile the office building at madison avenue the tenants include the america F first arst committee and the RAF MAX benevolent society loula louis fischer in ills book recalls one of goebbels quotes which to Is probably choking berlins ly ingest midget by now whoever treats with bolshevism will end by being devoured by it the gag in Ilu rumania manla they tell you goes this ways way ever since wo we joined tho axis we are getting food like ger banys earthquakes me like japans and an army like Ita italis lyst comforting T thought a ha 19 or the drafted the commander ln in chief wants them to stay in an army camp for another year so that their families will never be shoved into a concentration camp forever 0 0 0 ray clapper the columnist exhibited some of the abusive and stupid letters he gets from lind berghers clapper pointed out that abuse has replaced reason mason in the minds of those people all of which Is a new way of spelling crackpots crac klots but get this irony those who submit vile letters are the ones onea who yelp that their heroes i are being smeared littler hitler claims he ah fighting a religious war against the russians ans who he do not recognize any church Tl iata a cinch to debunk every time baloes haloes Hit lers elk air force recognized a church in england they bombed it 0 0 0 the yoo hoo incident between general lear and troops training in tennessee has aroused national controversy many take tho the side of the general claiming that discipline is more important than the soldiers sore feet from marching 15 miles in a 07 97 degree heat as punishment for flirting with some girl golfers on the other hand many think the punishment too severe v ere the following story Is offered to show that not all officers are arc starchy on a dark rainy night out from the fro front n t lines of ve verdun edun a wat water er soaked mud caked group of american doughboys dough boys trudged in the french mud at ease case for a mo ment one of them approached an officer in the darkness ex cuse me sir have you a cigarette certainly son was the on answer As the doughboy lit up his cigarette the match revealed the face of general pershing perching general Per said the soldier yes son replied the general you took an awful chance I 1 might have been a second lieutenants lieuten antl A london arrival via clipper brought a hall half dozen lemons which Is practically the same as a million dollars right now the boys at the savoy were smacking their lips over the thought of a lemon in their cocktails when they discovered diacon that kathleen harriman Harrl man daughter of averill had used the precious lemons for a rinse I 1 0 typewriter ribbons nate collier no horse horbe can go as fast as the money you bet on oil him punch ills his desire was nipped in the budget ed howe A good scare Is worth more to a man than good advice lyman beecher Bc echer eloquence is logic on fire abe martin faint it a relief when a clerk finally admits he got what you want anon you could tell the shows goose was cooked as soon as the audience started roasting the ll brandon randon sun only two classes of people tall fall for flattery men and w women omen jack warwick many things illings can happen while them the experts are making wrong guesses george bernard shaw in hea heaven v en an angel Is nobody in bartic particular ular dolores anderson everything in in hollywood Is real except the people V when the white house sent some of the secretarial staff in a white house car to the funeral of louis howes sooty secy at asheville N C the car was barred from the procession C because it did not have a union driver any three card monte player will tell you howard whitman declares in coronet that good simple honest people make the best suckers smarter crooks will tell you different the ripest sucker is a chump with a taint ot of larceny y and bex be invariably hooked |
