| Show GETTING YOUR OIL CARD Q W what hat is your name A ach C h li cho ches tt ch ter es JJ J JJ Jones onca Q astop stop stuttering please acif you w acro ere as cold as aiom ZM stutter nonsense onse it cold now A nc but im lo 10 oking looking alicade Q chave alave ilave you an oil burning furnace A it all depends on youl Q ilow how many rooms are arc there in your house A six rooms and nine baths Q that a slightly unbalanced layout abnot the way architects design homes today a Q Is your house insulated AI cant be sure all I 1 know Is that I 1 paid tile the contractor to do it its like the vitamins in spinach you are told they are the there rebut but you cant prove it chow about storm windows A VII ill bite how about tem em Q have you had them put in A yes sir air I 1 know thero there by the rattle QS torm windows are no 9 good if they rattle A the carpenter who made them thought I 1 had ordered tent naps flaps and so thin he be must have been a manufacturer of paper caps for milk bottles before he turned carpenter Q have you closed off any rooms A ive closed off so DO many that I 1 find myself trapped in my own home my aty mother ln in law was missing for three days before they found I 1 had nailed her u up p in a guest room Q splendid the w way ay to win a war A not them the war with my mother inlaw in ill law Q how much oil ell did you burn lost last winter A by the bills I 1 must have been the largest consumer next to the empire state building Q do you agree that 65 degrees Is w warm arm enough for any home akister when the heat in my house gets that low the whole family starts hunting for seals it if our thermostat gets below 70 my wife accuses me of trying to stage a revival of eliza crossing the ice Q your wife want to win this war A yes but not by dogsled dog sled Q better have a stern talk with her and just set the heat at 65 as washington suggests A no matter where I 1 set it she will shove it up to where her bridge club wants it Q would she defy washington akister when she gets uncomfortable for table in winter she will defy washington jefferson and hamilton Q heres your ration book and you wont suffer from void cold all win ter I 1 can guarantee it A how Q when you discover how little oil you can get with it you are going to feel plenty hot 0 1 I am well aware of the desirability of continuing football games through the operation cooperation co of the public in refraining from traveling we hope to assure conditions which will make possible the continuance of the events B eastman you mean non attended games joe 0 4 a the visibility as bad lust just now as it has been all afternoon but as you know I 1 am not permitted to say anything about the er as this track Is so near the sea ted husing at the races nothing like keeping everything completely dark PETAIN AND LAVAL see the earths most servile pair petain and laval rei mark them crush their fellows au all at herr hillers Hit lers beck and caell note the worlds top cr ingeri well mentho send their own to halll frenchmen who by their decree send their own to sl slavery averyl I 1 sign on a movie a later theater somewhere ill find you plus shorts RHYMES FOR THE JUNK DRIVE it if you tall fall to turn in scrap youre a buddy of the jap A patriot wi who 0 Is a punk ile he cheers the flag and keeps hla his dunkl this guy for any bid ill settle ile he wont take time to hunt old metal RUBBER IR CZAR lie he gets things done does we big bill jeffers and no dish of bassen ers washington has ruled that 65 degrees will be warm enough in now new england homes this winter W well ell there is one spot that ca can n take it to anybody born and raised in new england getting brck to 63 degrees will be about as great a sacrifice a as S having to give up one ice fee flo floe a to move to another |
