Show bums bains stop trains with torpedoes heres the latest burns bunia steal torpedoes torpedo from tho the railroad put ell ein on the track and when th tho pas seaber slows down on the me signal they stow themselves on board arid and ride rad e to the next station stati ont the cutest wrinkle in hitch alk ing weve beard of tor for a long time A man who lives fires in the upper end anti ot of town near tile track saw he passenger train pull on of tho th station and two hynen waiting alongside of the track the engine angino ran fan over two torp torpedoes edow toot booted tooted anti and slowed down a as it roust must at that signal and the two huskies coolly picked a place to get on and after the train had gone cau call the required distance it up tip speed and went along alone Y youve uve heard of the hitchhiker hitch hiker with with the five gallon can who gives you thumbs alon alongside calde th the 0 trall trail well this is that fellows fel lowa cousin riding a la open bir on the pullmans can you bout boat it tito tha nipa who told us ua lie ha saw that wrinkle pulled says saya hes heard at least twenty torpedoes go 90 oft off there but this ta is the first time he has actually seen what follows malllard county chronicle delta utah |