Show 11 irishman ahead an englishman nn an irishman and a scotchman were ono one day arguing as to which of tile the three countries possessed vie the fastest trains well said tile the englishman ive been in ili one of our trains and the telegraph poles have been like a hedge ive seen the milestones appear ilka tombstones SAM said the scot aoi do bo jabbers jambers Jab bers said pat 1 I was ono day in a train in my country and wo we passed a field DOC of turnips and a field or of carrots also a field of cabbage and parsley then a pond of water and wo we were going that quick I 1 thought etwas it wax soup train jokus jokes |